Fleur De Cerise

2012-01-14T14:30:00.003+08:00

2011-04-15T23:57:00.002+08:00

Made a wrong turn, once or twice.
Dug my way out, blood and fire.
Bad decisions, that's alright.
Welcome to my silly life.
Mistreated, misplaced, misunderstood.
Miss 'No way, it's all good',
it didn't slow me down.
Mistaken, always second guessing, underestimated.
Look i'm still around.

2011-02-28T02:02:00.000+08:00

Don't you ever ever feel

Like you're less than fucking perfect

2011-01-28T01:04:00.002+08:00

HAPPY __th BIRTHDAY FATHER!

I have no idea what to fill into the blanks because everytime I ask him how old he is, he'll say he's 30 in a very matter of fact way.

So I got him this mad cool Emporio Armani watch for his birthday:

I love how it has this contemporary sleek design and yet this little bit of classical edge to it. It's not very obvious here but on the black face of the watch, there's actually a venetian classical themed pattern embossed all over it.

I'm the greatest daughter ever. BOOM SHAKA LAKA!!!

2010-12-12T23:18:00.002+08:00

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2010-11-01T22:30:00.004+08:00

Ever wondered why whenever you got a hair-cut, even though it's pretty goddamn obvious, someone will be bound to ask "Hey, did you get a hair-cut?"

Makes no sense but I'm guilty of unconsciously blurting it out too. See, even magnificently ethereal beings like me make stupid mistakes sometimes as well, so don't be so hard on yourselves all you lowly mortals.

Stop being so depressed with your sad, pathetic, miserable, monotonous lives and make life more worth the living with getting awesome, life-changing hairstyles!

I've ever so kindly tore myself away from my hectic, every-day life schedule of being worshipped just to source for cool hairstyles for all you unfashionable losers. Don't need to thank me please, just worshipping me is enough.

He kind of reminds me of my Lion fish.

Spider-dude.

Yeaaah!! Pedophilic baby!

It's like she shaved off all her hair and stuck the pubic hair she collected from all the guys she whored around with, on the sides of her head. Now that's fucking sexy!

This simple and neat hairstyle frames your face perfectly.

THE FUCKING BOMB! CAP HAIR!

This dude is one badass motherfucker!

Want another beauty tip?

Here you go!:

Being anorexic is fucking hot!

I'm not one, but give me a break! I'm still working on it!

2010-10-23T03:14:00.011+08:00

That's right bitches! My blog's back from the grave.

What with Halloween coming and all, thought that I would post a little about my experiences with Halloween to get with the festivity.

Who doesn't like Halloween? Unless you live under a rock and still think that the "wheel" is the latest invention. I loved it as a kid. My cluster housing (or as people would understand if I said it's like a condo, with security guards, a swimming pool and a gym just that instead of having high-rise buildings, all the units are landed properties) is home to many caucasians and every year some dude would issue Halloween pamphlets to the neighbours stating that for those who wants to take part in Halloween have to paste this picture of a jack-o-lantern that's included in the pamphlet on their front door, so kids would know which house they could go to trick-or-treat and which houses they're supposed to leave the fuck alone. That's right leave the uncivilised, tight-assed, pussy-churning asian fucker alone under his rock, kids, you might never know what those mandarin-speaking bastards will do, if they clearly indicate that they don't want to celebrate Halloween on their front door, they really really really do not want to. God forbid they might shoot a string of uncouth, nasty Hokkien vulgarities at you. You would think that at least if they wanted to scream obscenities, they would do it the right, classy way in the right, proper language without making themselves look like a ludicrous shrieking, fucking fool of a baboon.

I was in primary school then when I experienced my first halloween. It was my dad who coerced me into doing it. Initially I didn't want to, I felt it was really baby-ish, that time I thought that I was all grown up.. you know.. "2 Cool 4 School" kinda shit, but he kept persuading me to dress up. I think it's because secretly he wants to dress up too but it'll be dumb as shit if there was this middle-aged chinese dude walking around dressed like a vampire or something without the pretense of having a kid by his side. Eventually I gave in. I went as an angel. He happily drove to some costume store and bought angel wings for me plus this full Scream costume for himself, bunny ears for Angel (that time I only had Angel, Honey was not borned yet) and some other miscellanous halloween gear.

I forgot what my younger brother wore but he came along with me while I went trick-or-treating with Angel the bunny-dog by my side. I think my father wore some costume and was cycling around the estate. Lame.

At the end of the day, WOAH MAN, there was so much candy! I totally did not regret it at all. Every day I was bringing handfuls of candy to school to share with my friends and it lasted for a year. Imagine how much candy I had collected during Halloween.

Subsequently, I missed out on all the rest of the Halloweens after that because final-year-exams be it in primary school or secondary school fell near Halloween. Boohoo.

We didn't have any photos taken of that time I dressed up for halloween because I was really camera-shy back then.

I don't get it with clubs. What they fuck do they do when it's Halloween? Hang a little fake spider webs here and there, publicise to mindless clubber fucks to dress up and have a "spooktacular" night when everything they do is the same as it is before compared to other clubbing nights just that people are dressed up as.. stuff. That's all?

HALLOWEEN IS ALL ABOUT THE FREE UNLIMITED CANDY! WHY ELSE WOULD YOU WANNA DRESS UP FOR YOU TARDS?

"OHHH LOOK AT ME! I AM GONNA SPEND MILLIONS OF BUCKS ON THIS COSTUME AND THEN I'M GONNA BE A DUMB SLUT TO PAY THE CLUB TO LET ME IN SO THAT I CAN LET GUYS FEEL ME UP, TOUCH MY ASS, & SPASM ON THE DANCE FLOOR WITH ALL THE OTHER STUPID FUCKERS PRESSED UP AND SPASMING ALONG TOO DUE TO THE LACK OF SPACE. I AM SO FUCKING COOL." - Imaginary clubber whore.

Yeah. Wow. Thanks imaginary clubber whore, what a revolutional statement, I completely get it now.

More imaginary clubber whores & douchebags just mean more candy for the true, blue traditional Halloweeners!

I'm not going trick-or-treating this year again though. Wanted to go as a bunny but did not order my costume in advance. And I won't settle for anything else.

As a relation to Halloween, here are a few photos of something I've always been morbidly fascinated by since I saw them as a kid when I was around 11 years old in a comic-book store at Bugis Junction where my comic-book geek brothers would usually frequent with me tagging along, but have been forbidden to ever buy it if not Dad says he'll kick me out of the house. Dad is really big on the whole Christianity thing and he thinks that those dolls are satanic. Well.. so here's some of my favourite Living Dead Dolls.

1) Sabbatha Blood (Variant)

2) Sin (Ressurection)

3) Posey

4) Dollie Posey

Hell no, I'm not trying to act all rebellious and dark like some dipshits that think acting like this would deem them as cool. But there's this certain disturbing trait about them that attracts me, there's like this sinister cuteness to them and I'm sure I'm not the only one that thinks so.

Here are some tips on how you can have a happy, fun and enjoyable Halloween!

1) Don't go clubbing on Halloween.

2) Dress up and go trick-or-treating.

3) Try sneaking into ang-mo infested estates to do your trick-or-treating. (One ang-mo infested estate where they celebrate Halloween like Christmas every year would be my estate, Horizon Green)

4) Remember to bring a bag to store the candies.

And the most important tip of all that must not be forgotten..

5) Buy the variant Sabbatha Blood doll and deliver it to me while trick-or-treating in my estate.

Happy early Halloween!

Fuck you if you don't follow my 5 important tips, you have no fucking life, go get your ass impaled upon your mum's hairy fist.

2010-10-22T03:41:00.008+08:00

Honey's extremely spoilt rotten but she can be as sweet as.. well, honey, when cirsumstances call for it.

Dad told me that just now when I was not at home, Angel accidentally fractured/sprained her paw. She started screaming at the top of her lungs continuously. Poor Angel.. She has a really high treshold for pain, she does not scream when she's in pain, she merely growls a little, everytime she gets her annual vaccination when the needle goes into her it's as if she doesn't even feel it, while Honey either shrieks or flinches when she gets vaccinated. But Angel screamed this time, and it was ear-deafening, or so I heard from my father. So Honey got startled and she came over, Angel had her left paw pathetically held up, Honey looked at it worriedly, sniffed it, licked it, looked at Angel then repeated all those steps again and again.

Awwwwwwwwww....

Dad told me that when my family and I were having dinner at Thomson Plaza. Dad stayed back at Thomson Plaza to help out with the fish shop after dinner while Mum sent me and my younger brother home.

So when my younger brother and I reached home, we immediately wanted to take a look at Angel's paw. Poor Angel greeted us happily when we reached home but she was still in such pain, she was actually wagging her tail really vigorously but whining and crying in pain at the same time. My younger bro always likes to play really rough with my 2 dogs. So when my younger brother was just near Angel, stroking her and trying to see her paw, Honey ran up to him, jumped up and bit his nose. She then continued trying to bite him everything he came near Angel. She's so so sooo sweet. She was so afraid that he might hurt Angel further more or something.

My younger brother then went up to his room while I carried Angel up and put her on the sofa. Honey ran to their dog bowl, picked up a bone and ran back to me where I carried her on the sofa. She then placed the bone infront of Angel.

It's so weird to see her doing this because usually she's bullying Angel. Always biting Angel on the face in jealousy, snatching away Angel's bone when Angel's holding it, standing over Angel's head to attempt to gain dominance. Normally, Angel's the one being sweet towards Honey. She knows that Honey has a bad habit of only wanting her bone so whenever she bites her bone a little bit she will stand up and walk away for Honey to take. Their meals are always put on a single big metal plate where they will share from, Angel gobbles down the food while Honey will nibble at the food, look/walk around for a little bite and she will continue to nibble somemore. Angel knows this, so whenever we place their plate on the floor, Angel will just lie there while Honey eats first and Angel will join her shortly, but after gobbling down the food for awhile, Angel will walk around and lie down to let Honey eat her equal share. Only when Honey is done with eating will Angel get up to lick up the leftovers.

I have no idea why my dogs get along so well. When I brought Honey back as a puppy I did not bother to properly introduce her to Angel like how those puppy books suggested to. I just knew that I loved to place the then tiny little Honey on top of Angel much to the annoyance of the both of them. Perhaps it's an affinity between the 2 of them.

I'm so proud of Honey. I thought that she was only capable of showing affection only for me and being spoilt. It makes me so happy to know that she really concerns herself over Angel, her big sister. I always feel all warm and fuzzy inside thinking about the sweet things my precious dogs have done.

Woah did you really bother reading through this whole bimbotic, senseless but happy post? God, you have no life to want to read something as frivolous as this. But for reading this whole meaningless post, here's a reward!:

An extremely cute photo of my baby Honey smiling at the camera along with me!

Ok so that aside, why the fuck would you want to come to my blog to read an extremely embarrassing post of me being all sappy, girly and gigglish? This kind of blog posts are for me to go all schizo on myself and it's not for your fucking prying, filthy eyes to see. These are all too above you, scurry along now and go read something more suitable for scums like you.

Now fuck off you douchebag.

Just kidding.

Come on!

Why so serious?

2010-10-21T23:22:00.003+08:00

Have you heard? The US Currency Rate is at an all-time low!

So the other day..:

Me: Pa, is it true that the US currency keeps going down?
Dad: Yeah. It's very low now.
Me: So it's the best opportunity to shop from the US right?
Dad: You want? Ok la let's go to the US. *Very happily* When?
Me: No. I mean from the online US shops.
Dad: What?! *Chuckles* Then no.

So I take that as a yes that he'll pay for me for my F21 bill! Since he's already so willing to fly to the US for shopping, I'll help him further by NOT flying to the US but getting my goods shipped from America to Singapore!

Seriously, my parents are enthusiasts & big fans of travelling. The first time I travelled abroad I haven't even turned 1 year-old yet! I hate travelling to other countries. People call me stupid, because travelling is considered a luxury? But fuck no. I've been to so many countries, and I don't enjoy my time at all. Most of the time I'm always sleep deprived, bored out of my mind and dragging my feet wherever I go. We have to keep rushing from places to places.

The most stressful time when I travelled ovearseas was when we had to travel through all the well known & famous destinations in Europe within 2 weeks; Rome, Greece, Italy, Venice, Switzerland, England, Paris, the Vatican City, just to name a few, I forgot the rest. Everyday we're staying at a new hotel, we had to get up at 4-5am every morning to bathe, pack up, eat a hurried breakfast and the tour guide would hustle us all hurriedly into the bus to go to another far away destination. We spent more time in the bus than touring. Fuck. Imagine the stress of staying in a different hotel every night. I had to be careful with whether I remembered to pack in all my stuff before hurriedly booking out. And we all only got like 3 hours of sleep every night. NO SLEEP GETS ME MAD! And I hate looking at scenaries. It's boring. My eyes only light up when I'm at the duty-free shops in the airport.

So yeah, travelling is totally not my thing. I'm a patriot of Singapore. Go Singapore! Win the World Cup!

WAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH! Ok, we all know that shit's not gonna happen, not even in a billion years.

So back to the US Currency Rate, right now, USD $1 = SGD $1.2990. I installed this application on my blackberry that enables me to check the live market rates every time. I've already got all the items I want from F21 piled up in my cyber basket, I'm just waiting for the right time to strike so that I can save daddy more money.

DEFLATE MORE DAMN YOU DEFLATE!

2010-05-26T14:39:00.004+08:00

Universal Studios on 1st May!

I know It's waaaaay long overdue.

Not the full blog post today. Perhaps next time. Too busy to blog.

2010-04-23T01:18:00.003+08:00

School opened for me on 19th april and GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The lessons are so intensive! Our assignment dateline and exam for this particular module falls on the same day and it's on 7th May!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Even before school started for me it was not even enough time to study!

FFFFFUUUUUCCCCCKKKKK!

I swear your dad's man-boobs off that if Siwei had not been there for me, I would have practically died and rotted in boring weirdo island. We only have 16 people in our class and they are all so weird! Some even to the point of creepy.

The only humouring part of the whole class is that our lecturer for this semester's module looks and reminds me and Siwei of Sergeant Dolla from Police & Thief.

My 18th birthday is coming soon soon soon soon SOOOOOOOOOOOOON! And I would be spending the eve celebrating with my most beloved friends and the actual birthday itself with my family!

Ok byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

2010-04-01T06:37:00.005+08:00

I'll be furthering my studies in Australia, Melbourne in a few months time.

My family would be emigrating to Australia since my elder brother is also currently studying there so that it would be more convenient. My younger brother's just finished his O'Levels so he'll be attending the same college as me. My 2 doggies would be coming along with us too. The fucked up part is that they would have to be quarantined at the customs for a few days before being sent off in a baggage plane to Australia, where we would collect them there. Imagine my poor 2 princesses alone, stuck in teeny weeny cages for hours and the roar of the plane's engine would probably give Honey a heart attack. :(

I'm somehow looking forward to living life abroad in a less conservative country but I'm also feeling really really apprehensive of starting everything over again in a foreign environment. I heard from my grand auntie and many others who've emigrated there that the Aussies are really racist towards Chinese.

I keep feeling so emotionally stressed since the day this was decided and settled. There's so much I'll be leaving behind. Great friends, not so great friends, friends who are pyschotically scary, my beloved maternal grandma, the house and all the furniture in it that I've grown so attached to. But then again, I guess that this is the only way that I'll have a much better future. The degrees there are of heavier weightage compared to the degrees in Singapore. When I've graduated from the university I would be able to come back to Singapore again to work.

Ok, that was a bad april fool's day joke. I'm not going to further my studies anyway in the world even if my life depended on it. My dad has always been urging me to join my elder brother in Melbourne but I'm just not that type who's easily ready to throw everything behind and just take off.

I remember last year on april fool's day, the first and only one I fooled was this extremely adorably stupid guy. I send him a text him saying that I'm was in hospital for accidentally chopping of my little finger when I was cutting an apple. Retarded as it might sound, I made my sms appear very genuine by mentioning here and there about how distraught I was about losing a finger. He replied my text asking me which hospital I was in, that was when I told him it's an april fool's joke. He then started exclaiming about how he even went to check his wallet to see if he had enough money to cab down.

Hahahah what a funny dude.

Happy April Fool's Day!
Screw and get screwed!

2010-02-21T13:02:00.001+08:00

The first day of Chinese New Year was a blast!

2010-02-14T00:03:00.001+08:00

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!

HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR!

2010-02-11T02:31:00.004+08:00

My father, apparently, is a middle-age dude with nothing better to do. He was googling our house vicinity in google maps, that's when he saw something interesting and called me down to the computer room to take a look.

No, it's not a sluttily dressed prostitute soliciting men in Geylang.
No, it's not a couple having sex in their bedroom that could be seen from outside.
No, it's not a woman getting raped by a bangala.
No, it's not a porn star filming a pornography.
No, it's not a fat tranny bathing.

It MIGHT probably be your mum and your dad making out in a public place.

But then again, maybe not.

The satellite caught ME! And it completely has nothing to do with any sexuality.

Click here, here and here.

I was standing at the bus stop near my house waiting for bus 265 to arrive and my elder brother was opposite the road from me walking to the other bus stop!

What are the odds of that happening?

Judging from what I was dressed in, and the fact that my elder brother was going to take the bus (he started snatching my father's car under all circumstances once he got his driver's license), this satellite photo is about 2-3 years ago.

Awesome.

2010-01-25T16:52:00.004+08:00

Hi, I'm Cheryl. I'm not narcissistic, but I have ADHD. And I'm proud to say I have a genuine medical report ~~as an excuse~~ to prove it.

ANYWAYSIES,

Christmas 2009 was wonderful. Gave a Stitch plushie to Perry, a handphone accessory to Weicong, novelty award medals to my mum & dad, and customised necklaces for myself, Siwei and Kelly.

These are the pretty necklaces! Siwei got the one on the left, I got the middle one and Kelly got the one on the right. They are sooooo adorable!

And x'mas '09 was the first time ever in my whole entire life that I gave presents to my mum & dad. It felt weird but I still did it anyway because I've really came to see how much they've sacrificed and suffered just for me and my brothers, and giving a small token to show my appreciation to them somehow made me feel rather good. I gave this medal to my mum with the words "World's Greatest Mum", and my dad one goes "World's Greatest Dad".

I gave and I received.

I got a pretty brass kaleidoscope. I took a picture of what it was like inside:

A bunny snowglobe:

Among these were other presents like pretty panties from Kelly, a hello kitty handphone accessory and black chandelier earrings from Siwei. My Mum bought a pair of white-gold dangling earrings...

...and...

...my dad bought this for me!:

A pink Volkswagen beetle convertible!

OMG IS RIGHT! WHO WOULD HAVE EXPECTED MY "SCRIMP-N-SAVE" FATHER TO BE SO DUA KANG! ESPECIALLY WHEN I HAVE NOT EVEN REACHED MY 18TH BIRTHDAY YET TO GET A CAR LICENSE!

Ok I'm totally joking. My family is not that wealthy.

I got this as a present instead:

My very own teacup piglet! Seeing as how I used to keep pestering my dad for a pig, he went to get a special permit and imported a teacup piglet over. Isn't she just so lovable?

No, but seriously, that's not true too. WHAT'S WRONG WITH DREAMING?!

For christmas, dad gave a sum of money for me and my bros to "spend wisely", those were his exact words. And "spend wisely" I did, I invested in clothes! Clothes are so practical. I'm such a down-to-earth girl.

But I still totally want a volkswagen beetle! And a teacup piglet!

This is Honey sticking her tongue out. She is a 4-year-old giant hamster.

2010-01-25T02:55:00.002+08:00

No motivation to blog at all even though festivities have died down eons ago.

& I'm horribly unwell now. My head feels like it's going to explode.
Cause: Unknown. Which makes it all the more worse because I keep cracking my head for a reason behind it but just can't think of any. And in turn makes my head hurt even more.

Update again another time!

2009-12-31T03:32:00.006+08:00

It's New Year's Eve!

Have not blogged for quite some time already. This will be my last post for 2009!

A skinny money said before that 2009's a bad year because she knows of alot of people who passed away in this year. That's actually kinda true, but 2009 also contains some really unforgettably, sweet memories.

Like how I signed up for a mass comm course and got a diploma within 8 months, and within that 8 months' time, school was only 3 hours everyday (with 30 mins break), it was so laid-back that it felt like a holiday throughout. Sweeeeeeeet..

But the most unforgettable part of it all was making 2 new, very lovable friends.

Before I started MDIS mass comm course, a secondary school friend was very keen in joining me too. I myself was very eager for her sign up, so at least I won't feel so lost and alone in a new environment, and I wouldn't have to worry about whether I would be able to make friends with anyone in class or not.

The first day of school have always been a very terrifying experience for me especially when I don't know anyone at all in school. That's because I'm not a people-person. From young, my mum have been teaching me to be very cautious of strangers and not to talk to them at all. I grew up to be a very shy and reserved girl. The first impression I mostly leave on people is that I'm unfriendly, living in my own world and that I think I'm like more superior to everyone else. But I'm actually desperately craving for friends, I'm just too shy to socialise and I don't know how.

Usually if I really really really want that person to be my friend, I would force myself to ask them question after question like a crazed, sex deprived stalker in the hope that it would create a conversation (however, this happens very rarely). Like which school did they last came from? How much did they get for O Levels/PSLE? Are they attached? Do they have any friends in this school? What is the teacher talking about (even though I know sometimes)? I would just mindlessly vocalize whatever questions that comes up without even thinking if it would sound retarded or insensitive. Most of the times, once a question have moronically left my lips, I would immediately regret at whatever I blurted out and would silently wince to myself. So as to make up for that, I would continue babbling away about stuff no one gives a fuck about, which only makes it even worse, like how the weather today is hot/cold/fine. Total auntie-like small-talk. I'm such a geeky loser.

So anyway, back to that secondary school friend. I wanted her to join so badly, I asked her to beg her father, I even asked my father to beg her father. But her father said no, despite all the beggings. Her father wanted her to go to poly instead because it was cheaper and that poly's school fees could be paid by CPF or something.

I know it would be very mean of me to say this, but thinking back about it, I'm actually very glad that her father refused to let her join me in a private school. If her father had given in to her whims, I would have stuck to her for the whole course and she would have stuck to me, and we wouldn't bother making new friends. As a result, I would probably never get to know Siwei and Kelly.

These 2 girls have really proved themselves to be extremely wonderful friends even though I've known them for only a few months. Right down from sharing problems to bitching about she-hulks. I can only wish that I would be able to match up to them as a friend too. They learnt how to see past my inner-geek and bonded with me.

They're undoubtly 2 of the the best presents I've ever received in my life. People say that girls like sparkly things. Well, these 2 are like the most brillant diamonds to me then. They shine for me and only God knows how much their appearances have really brightened up my whole life.

My pretty little baby girls!

I actually intended to post more but am too lazy and sleepy now, will probably blog about the remaining topics after the new year when all the celebratory mood dies down. Have to wake up early later because me, Wc, Pearwee and Px are organising a BBQ at lower seletar for our own little count-down party. Wheeeeeeeee!

So.. Happy New Year everyone!
Advanced new year kisses to my 2 baby girls, Wc & Pearwee!

2009-11-26T15:52:00.003+08:00

PEARWEEEEEE CAME BACK FROM AUSTRALIA YESTERDAY!!!

He brought presents too! That stuffed koala in the photo, a stuffed kangeroo and a kangeroo's scrotum pouch. THEY'RE ALL MINE!!! BUT WEICONG SNATCHED AWAY THE KANGY AND THE KANGY'S TESTICLES SACK! RAWGH!

Can go many many many places now that Pearweeeeeeeeeeeeeee's baaaaaaaaaaaack! Yay!!!

I had a nightmare last night.

I dreamt that I was in a huge-ass truck. Like this one:

My mum was driving and I was in the back-seat. My mum then parked somewhere to get something leaving me in the truck. I started playing with the buttons for the windows. There were 4 buttons, up, down, left and right. To my surprise when I pressed one, the truck actually move. So I could drive the truck with the "window" buttons! I decided to test drive it, at first it was going quite smoothly, but I quickly realised I had no idea how to stop the moving truck since I was in the backseat operating the tuck with only 4 buttons. If I had to get to the brakes I would have to move to the front driver seat to stepon the brakes, but I couldn't do that because there were too many cars driving pass me and if I did that it would result in a collision.

I used the 4 buttons to swerve the truck around to a halt. It did stopped. However, one of the back tires lost grip and the bottom right of the truck plunged into a river of mud. I wanted to get out and I slowly moved to the door and was very careful trying not to make any sudden movements as I was afraid that the whole truck would drop into the river with me in it. Then, my mother came back from wherever it is she went, before I could tell her that one of the back tires had dropped into the river, she entered the driver's seat and tried to drive off. That was when the whole truck plunged into the river from the bottom first.

As the truck rapidly sank, I saw mud rising from the windows. We tried to open the doors but the density of the mud was too thick. Mud started pouring in, and mud was already up to my lips when I suddenly realised that it was a dream. I tried forcing my body to wake up as I could really feel myself being deprived of air and could not breathe. BUT I BLOODY COULD NOT WAKE UP! I then made a silent prayer to God and then the next thing I knew I was sitting bolted upright on my bed.

That dream fucking scared the shit out of me. Because in my dream, I KNEW it was a dream, and I tried to wake up but couldn't when I really found myself unable to breathe and about to get drowned.

If I didn't managed to wake up, would I really have died? Because I know that there have been many cases where normal, young and healthy people were found dead in bed for unexplainable reasons.

2009-11-20T07:10:00.001+08:00

Little Updates;

Still have not gotten used with the idea of myself having bangs. I just look like a retarded, fat goldfish.

Christmas is about a month away! I love christmas!!! It fills me up with inexplicable joy and a celebratory mood, even though this christmas will most likely be spent pigging out and slacking around with my usual friends, I'm really eagerly anticipating it.

And Pearweeeeeeeeeeee's coming back in a few more days! He's going to clear his leave when he gets back. Weicong and I miss him so much and we have alot of places planned to go when he comes back.

I'm twitting like crazy nowadays ever since Fishball helped me activate a twitter sms function in my phone. Thanks Fishball!

My younger bro's friends got into Changi Remand Prison, another one is still waiting for his court case with 2 cases on his hands. Though they used to be mischevious boys, they were actually good kids who used to do quite well in school. It's sad they turned out like that and ruined their futures because of bad influence.

Oh my god, I sound like a super auntie now who would in auntie protocol shake their heads and tsk-ed at the boys. No no no can't let that happen, going to change my take about this.

At least they can see what a prison looks like through the eyes of a real prisoner right? Coooooooooool....... I hope they would bring back a souvenir for me from prison (even though I have not went out or talked to them for about a year already), like perhaps a little chip off a grey crumbling prison wall? That would be awesome!

Alright, the sky has long since turned bright, going to bed now.

2009-11-10T04:34:00.005+08:00

I look so fucking retarded I scare myself.

Felt really sleepy at 3am but when I shut the laptop lid and prepared to turn in, I tossed and turned in bed for an hour and a half. I then sat up and realised I felt totally re-energised. Like wtf? I had a cold for a whole week and its sort of gone yesterday so I did not took the drowsy runny nose medicine which I had been taking, which most probably led to this insomnia now. Looks like my body has become much too dependent on the drowsy chemical thingy that is in the medicine.

School has been out for.. I don't know... around 3 months now? I lost track of time. I've grown so used to sleeping for 12-14 hours that if I don't sleep a minimum of 12 hours, I would be scowling for the whole day at pretty much anyone. And I'm not sorry about that. Nope. If I don't get enough snoozy time, YOU owe me a living.

Kell's puppy is feeling unwell and has been hospitalised in a neighbourhood pet clinic near my house. She intially went to a particular clinic which has multiple branches. Said, un-named clinic can fucking suck on an old man's horribly shrivelled balls. Useless, scheming motherfuckers just out to fucking suck a person dry. They seriously don't give a shit to the welfare of the animals. They conned Kelly of quite a huge sum of money until she couldn't take their abhorrent attitude any longer and transfered clinics. I hope those unfeeling whores who work at that particular, un-named clinic fucking get sliced into half from their charred cunt, and the wankers there get wrung upside down by their microscoptic willies til their dick-heads explode from the pressure.

I'm normally not so hateful. I'm always filled with compassion, love and forgiveness but these fuckers have definitely gone too far. I like puppies, and Kelly's really sweet and such a good friend. There's nothing wrong in protecting the things I love right?

2009-11-05T01:38:00.002+08:00

Went to Kelly's house today with Siwei. The puppies are extremely cute!

And Auntie Kelly's very poor thing. She has to do all the housework herself and can't go out at all.

My deepest, heart-felt condolences to you Auntie Kelly.

2009-10-21T03:32:00.007+08:00

Went to Marina Square last night for dinner at Billy Bombers with Cong and Ah Pear. Then went to Prize Stage again.

I've grown a liking towards those UFO claw catcher machines. It's not about me playing the game. It's more of the amusement derived from watching Weicong and Pearwee get hopping mad, curse and swear when they fail to win.

My Cinnamoroll!:

Thanks Congy!

Dad's flying off this Saturday (or Sunday?) to Melbourne with Ong Kou (a good friend of his with a fucked up nickname) to visit my elder brother and view the apartments there. Mr Paranoid-Tight-Assed will be gone for a few days! I have a couple of days off from his routine deranged, anxiety-attacked-stricken talking and lecturings! Whoohoo!

But sadly, this does not mean more freedom for me. Quite on the contrary. I think I would have to return home earlier than usual because I don't have that kind of money to keep taking a taxi and nobody would be willing to come to fetch me home late at night. That means you, mother.

However, in all fairness, everyday my mother wakes at 6am, goes to work then comes back home, have her daily gym exercise, cleans our whole 4-storey terrace herself til it shines, cook our meals, other household chores, yaks her mouth off to the nearest ear available..., etc. It's no shocker she falls right into bed around 10pm.

And I won't be able to go out on consecutive days since I have to take care of my 2 doggies' meals.

I can't stay out too late also because my dogs would have no one to sleep with. Knowing them, if me or my father isn't there they would sit sadly at the glass door and wait til either one of us comes back, and they would go on a hunger strike too, everytime my family go overseas for a holiday we would send them over to a relative's house to have them babysat but they would refuse to eat until we come back. It's always so heart-wrenching for me to notice their massive weight-loss when we arrive back from our trip. When I came back last year from I-forgot-where, I made a resolution to not go overseas anymore unless they are under my father's care.

The rest of my family, excluding my dad and I, are cold blooded creatures and don't give a shit toward animals.

Early nights, fresh meals and bedtimes. God, I'm turning into a Mum.

2009-10-18T17:49:00.003+08:00

Yesterday, Pearwee, Weicong and I met up at Northpoint because we initially wanted to go to the Science Centre. But our plans changed and they Pearwee decided to go Bugis to shop. Cong and him bought shoes, then Pearwee bought a bag. We took neoprints then took a train to City Hall.

While we were waiting for Peixiong to come, those 2 went to play the UFO catcher machines at Marina Square. Pearwee caught Miss Bunny for me! It was a wonderful way to pass time. We then went to Pariss International to eat first, Peixiong joined us at the buffet after an hour. After eating our full, we went back to the UFO catcher machines and this time Weicong caught Thumper for me!

So happy!

Thanks Ahkor and Congy for the Waa-bbits!

And thanks again to Ahkor for treating us!

I LURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRVE YOU TWO!!!

Pearwee's flying off to Australia soon for a month for his NS thingy. :(
Fuck NS!
Pearwee have a safe trip, be good and don't forget to miss us.

2009-10-11T04:16:00.003+08:00

Me, Cong, Peixiong, Jascelyn and Perry got together 3 days ago to celebrate Perry ahkor's 19th birthday.

We took the Singapore Flyer's night flight. The view was absolutely amazing, you could really see the whole Singapore's lighted up landscape from the peak. But after that short breath-taking moment, I started to get bored and restless, I just simply don't have it in me to really stop and appreciate sceneries. Unlike my parents, whenever we go overseas or something, they would gaze at those snow-covered mountain peaks / cherry blossom trees / ponds / the Eiffel tower / other don't know what towers / ancient temples / the Trevi fountain / other don't know what fountains / the Vatican city where the Pope stays / other huge-ass buildings where royalty or someone significant resides in / old Cathedrals / old Churches / old something / etc, etc, etc, and would want to take like a million photos until it's really time for us to go. The "Wow. Wtf." factor lasts 5 minutes tops for me, after that I will start to wander around restlessly and maybe throw in a little whining.

So anyway, after the Singapore Flyer we went back to yishun. Perry, Jas and Px went to eat while Cong and I went to take Perry's cake. They went back to Perry's house first and we arrived a little later with his cake lighted up at his house's doorstep. He said in his blog that we tried to surprise him but failed. DON'T LIE PEARWEE! I KNOW WE SUCEEDED! He was grinning away from ear to ear.

Speaking of Perry's birthday cake, I got a real kick out of it when they allowed me to get the words "HAPPY BIRTHDAY PEARWEEE!" on his cake. Totally regretted not snapping a closeup of it.

2009-10-08T15:24:00.002+08:00

Whoohoo! I got full marks for my presentation yesterday!

Going out later to celebrate Pearwee's birthday.

Toodles!

2009-09-30T10:05:00.004+08:00

Graduation Project Oral Presentation
7 October 2009
3.30pm - 6.30pm
LR-F151

I TOTALLY TOTALLY TOTALLY TOTALLY TOTALLY DETEST ORAL PRESENTATIONS!
And I'm the first one on the list!
WTF WTF WTF! ALL BECAUSE MY NAME STARTS WITH A "C"!
Is it too late to change my name to Zelda or Zena or some other name that starts with "Z" now?

I absolutely, positively, drastically, utterly, entirely, completely, thoroughly, certainly, doubtlessly, definitely, unquestionably, suck at giving presentations.
That's because I'm so shy, whenever anyone looks in my direction, I would immediately retract back into my shell.
Ok that's really exaggerated. But it still boils down to me being shy which is why I always screw up at oral presentations and stumble all over my words like a blithering retard.

2009-09-27T02:59:00.005+08:00

Recent random stuff:

Pan Pacific Hotel's snowskin mooncakes. It comes in many unique and yummylicious flavours. Unfortunately, I only managed to get to eat 2 pieces, after that, the whole box mysteriously disappeared into thin air.

That beautiful morning when I opened and delved into my $300 worth of F21 stuff.

Dog.

My elder brother just came back from Australia for his holidays and amongst the many items he bought, there was this hugeass Toblerone he got from the duty free shop. He got me a pack of Kangeroo's scrotum pouches too. Way cool.. But I'm too lazy to snap a photo of it.

My auntie gave Angel this purple Roxy doggie bed but Honey the fluffball took over it.

2009-09-23T07:54:00.005+08:00

I'm totally in high bimbotic spirits!!

Because;

I had stayed up the whole night to finish my graduation project, so it's finally done! All that's left to do now is to get my assignment printed and bounded.
I've just opened the box that contained my F21 merchandises that was delivered to my house like a month ago. Imagine, I was so busy til I could not even find the time to open up and admire my purchases before.
I've neatly (and maybe a little obsessively) tidied up and organised my wardrobe. Even though my whole room is still in a complete mess, I don't care! As long as my clothes are all comfortably tucked away safe and sound.
I've managed to snag the very last pair of those gorgeous Steve Madden inspired heels.
My father had stocked the fridge with 735924832 snowskin mooncakes.
My stomach cramps just subsided.
I'm absolutely stress-free!

I'm too bimbotically intoxicated now to sleep.

I'm going down to the living room to bask in my bimbo heaven.

2009-09-21T04:48:00.004+08:00

I can't sleep. Or rather, I don't really feel like sleeping even though I'm tired, and it's close to 5 in the morning already.

Totally did not get my sufficient fix of shopping last week. I'm so goddamn addicted to shopping that I have to buy at least 3 items a week to appease myself. But I've got a heart of gold, and so, for the sake of Pearwee's birthday, I have to practice some self-control to save up a sum of money. Sometimes I really marvel at how gracious and sacrificial I am.

I am so altruistic that from time to time, the heavens open up and cast a golden halo around my head. But at the same time, I am so humble that I've told God that he could only do this when nobody's watching.

I'm reverting back to my old ways and getting more and more glutton-ish each day.

Have to start controlling diet too.

Anyway, I so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so got to force myself to start rushing my graduation project already. I've procrasted long enough and the dateline is only in a few more days.

FUCK!

I ABSOLUTELY HATE BEING CONTROLLED SINCE I'M MORE OF A DO-WHATEVER-I-LIKE-GET-WHATEVER-I-WANT KIND OF PERSON.

AH! Screw it! I'm just going to go along with the flow and do whatever that little chirpy, bubbly, sweet voice in my head tells me to do, she always sound so right and sure of herself.

Eliminate all fugly people.

2009-09-15T12:54:00.003+08:00

Boring days.

I keep investing my money in clothes, shoes, bags, shades, etc, til there's not enough for me to really go all the way out to enjoy with my friends like last time. Not my fault though. I really need those stuff, like I said, I invested in it. Can't really expect me to go out in the streets naked or dressed like a beggar right?

Anyway, I'm trying to control my expenditure already (which is making my days even more idle) because PEARWEEEEEEEEEEEEE korkor's birthday is coming up.

I'm going out with Kelly later, and I don't know whether Siwei's coming or not. I have not been contacting Siwei much these few weeks, she told us that recently some things cropped up in her life that she had to take time to settle. I hope she's fine and she isn't affected much by it. I miss those 2 adorable monkeys so much!

2009-09-08T14:20:00.001+08:00

2 weeks ago, I got infected with the dreaded H1N1 virus. It was not that serious to the extend which I had to be warded and take Tamiflu. The doctor said it was a mild case of H1N1 but what I was feeling did not feel very mild.

I hardly fall sick. But when I do get sick it's like the disease of the year or something.

Like how 2 years ago, me and my whole family, including my maternal relatives, almost brought SARS back into Singapore again. That was the shittiest sickness I've came down with. Whenever I awoke in an extremely dishevelled state, I would somehow manage to crawl down the stairs into the living room where I would lie on the sofa watching TV until night time where I would crawl back up to my room again.

When I said I liked a happening life, this is not what I meant.

And currently now, I've just been diagnosed with Stomach Flu. God knows how many times I've rushed into the bathroom to throw up litres of gastric juice.

I feel like shit.

Is this some sort of payment for making me so perfect, God?

2009-08-24T21:25:00.011+08:00

The lack of updates was due to an important commitment I had to fulfill, that is;

I JUST GAVE BIRTH TO AN ADORABLE, DARLING, LITTLE BABY GIRL!!!

Her name is Clarise. And she's such a little bundle of joy. Whenever she wakes up from her sleep, she will give soft squeals and squeaks. I can just sit in a spot without moving, look at her sleep for hours and I wouldn't get bored at all.

I've been keeping my pregnancy under wraps these past 10 months because I did not wish for my baby to be in the centre of criticism while she was still in my womb, after all I'm only 17. I know I'm always going on and on and on about how I don't care what other people think of me, but this here is another life. Call me superstitious, but I did not want to tempt fate and jinx Clarise.

I'm a hot mum and officially a MILF!

I swear that everything I've said is the truth, except for the part where I mentioned that Clarise is my baby.

Clarise is actually my maternal auntie's baby. The photos were taken in celebration of Clarise's 1-month-old birthday,which was held on the 22nd of August.

If you really did believe that I gave birth, you must be seriously retarded, or you don't know me well. People who really understand me, would know that I'm frequently up to these kinds of nonsense or that even if I really did give birth, I wouldn't give my baby such an average and ordinary name as Clarise.

The moment when I laid eyes on Clarise, my maternal instincts started raging like crazy (it's either maternal instincts, or that spoilt part of me that always wish to possess something/someone which I have developed a liking for). Over these few days, I've been pestering my parents to adopt a baby for me. My father suggested (jokingly) that he would get a China mistress to give birth to a baby for me, but I don't want a half Singaporean, half China baby! My mother said that if she was given a choice she would rather adopt a baby than a dog, which was so not answering my question to whether she would help ME adopt a baby.

GAH! I WANT A BABY! But I do not want to personally give birth because I heard that the 10 months before giving birth would be hell, and the giving birth process is pure torture. Not only that, but I would lose my figure as well. I know I no boobs la, shaddap. I'm talking about figure as in other parts of my body with the exception of my non-existent bosom.

And as for the lack of updates part, I'm just too bored, too lazy and too busy.

2009-08-02T04:50:00.000+08:00

Finally after weeks and weeks of procrastination, all of us managed to wake up on time / didn't have something on to make it to the Zoo today.

My legs feel so sore now. I have not been walking such long distances for eons already. Since Sec 3 I guess, when me and Minyi were coerced into laser sessions after some no-life loser told on us to the Discipline Master that we had tattoos. We'll always get 2 weeks of MC for P.E after each laser session, but because the MC is handwritten, we'll change it to a much longer period. By then when our "edited" MCs have expired, it was also time for our next laser session anyway. So everytime during P.E where the P.E teachers (who are forever too lazy to entertain us with games) make all the students run 2.4km, me and Minyi would be slacking around that area bitching and laughing over bimbotic stuff.

Somehow, even though I had to go through the excruciating pain of my 5 tattoo laser sessions, honestly, I've not regretted getting that tattoo done at all (okay, maybe I would've tend to regret during the lasering process, but that probably was because the pain was too intense and I was not in a stable state of mind, I was being conquered by the agony of it, but I could think properly after that although the fresh and bleeding wound was still tormentingly burning like a motherfucker).
Firstly, why I did not regret is because I detest P.E.
Secondly, I do not live my life in regrets, I need to make mistakes just so that I can really learn from them.
Lastly, when it healed, it turned out looking like I did scarification. And scarification although gross and idiotic, is cool and intrepid.

Fuck you, you are just jealous that I have a very charming and alluring sense of recklessness and audaciousness. I am so unambiguously NOT immatured or irrational, YOU are just a meek and weak coward.

NEH NEH NI PU PU~!

I didn't really have the mood to blog a new post all this time because ~~I'm lazy and have been going out every single day to have fun, and to constantly update my blog is something so frivolous and fun-time-consuming~~ I have been studying for my upcoming exams like mad, I simply have no time.

So, no photos. Unless I feel like it some other day. Or maybe I won't feel like it.

2009-07-07T16:03:00.000+08:00

Love kitty.

Love myself.

Even at this period of time when I realise that most of my friends are having relationship problems and getting into an emotional state of despair, my love for myself will always remain steadfast and true.

Sometimes I love myself so much I feel like snipping off the tip of my tongue and tongue-painting my whole room crimson red.

Shhhh... Don't cry. There, there. At least I have proven that true love does exist. It's just that you're a loser and you don't know how to find love, that's all.

I'm totally anticipating the day when the mentally deranged will reign supreme.

Not long now, Cheryl baby. Soon, soon.

2009-06-21T22:52:00.000+08:00

Dear God,

I fucking hate being told what I can or cannot do.

Whatever happened to an individual's prerogative and human rights?

Please bestow upon me the powers of hypnotism and pyschic persuasion.

In Jesus name I pray,

Amen.

P.S. I love you Jesus. Rawk on dude.

2009-06-12T22:42:00.000+08:00

I've been checking my nuffnang account very recently nowadays and realise that among my many weirdo stalkers, there's this visitor from Johor stalking my blog almost every single day, no prizes in guessing who that malaysian stalker is.

It's scary but yet quite amusing at the same time. It's like I'm so irresistable.

Which I am.

Really.

If you share my point of view, congratulations, you are in a sound state of mind and your IQ is intimidatingly high.

But if you don't think so, then shut the fuck up. No one needs your mentally defective judgement. You are retarded and fucked in the mind. Go shove your head up your ass like how I had seen you do it the other day;

Life's a bitch but I love it anyway!!!

2009-06-11T21:55:00.000+08:00

The weather this month has been muthafucking hot. My temper is getting more and more explosive by every single fucking ticking second.

Speaking of every single fucking ticking second, why does an analogue clock's second hand have to go "tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick" incessantly until I hurl it on the floor and fucking stomp all over it? The ticking sound drives me crazy.

Whenever there's this kind of analogue clock in a room ticking away as loud as how your mother screamed when uncle bangala fucked her upside down under your bed, I would feel like slapping everyone in that room til kingdom come.

Yes, this post is meaningless and insignficant. Keep your snide opinions to yourself, loser. Screw you, your mother and everybody else.

Just kidding dearies. I love you (whoever you are), your mother (whoever she is) and everybody in the whole wide world! Wheeeeeeeee! Ain't life grand?

2009-06-02T17:57:00.000+08:00

I'm so lazy to update my blog.....

This little malay girl stays at the HDB opposite our school and we would occasionally play with her during our breaktimes or after school. She is extremely cute and Siwei really adores her.

Went out with Huili yesterday for an unintentional sun-bathing, sweat-dripping, makeup-melting day.

Thanks for accompanying me, sis!

2009-05-26T16:52:00.000+08:00

Lectures are so damn boring.

2009-05-24T15:57:00.000+08:00

I relate to you naturally
Everybody else just fades away
Sometimes it's hard to breathe
Just knowing you found me

Cause I start thinking about it
I almost forgot what it was like
To know when love feels right

Cause with you
I can let my hair down
I can say anything crazy
I know you'll catch me right before I hit the ground
With nothing but a T-shirt on
I never felt so beautiful
Baby, as I do now
Now that I'm with you

2009-05-21T18:37:00.000+08:00

I just got my LG Prada II yesterday!!! It's so goddamn pretty! My new baby.

THANKS LAOBEI!

2009-05-18T13:44:00.000+08:00

Sometimes I look at myself and feel like crying. Where's the real me that I can hardly catch a glimpse of nowadays?

What's with the fucking false-fronts that I put on everyday?

I keep telling others that I'm stronger than I look, but am I really?

Even I find myself repulsive. Who's to blame if others think the same way?

2009-05-12T01:41:00.000+08:00

Weicong accompanied me to study today. He cooked something for me without my knowledge because he wanted to meet for lunch but I said I didn't have much money left. However at the last minute, Andy korkor pestered to treat me to lunch.

So this turned into my dinner. Weicong cut the luncheon meat into hearts, so damn cute. That guy can't cook for nuts but he still got up early to attempt to cook a delicious meal for me. Awww...

Oh and thanks for the lunch Andy!

Perry korkor, I know I'm a selfish, spoilt bitch and I've made you disappointed for quite a number of times. But no matter what I do, you'll forgive me everytime. Although you constantly have that indifference look, I know that you really care about me. I love you for all these and more, and you will always be my most beloved big brother.

My life is so blissful. I'm surrounded by angels. They are what that keeps my heart from freezing over. Sometimes I just marvel at the glory of love.

Ok this is turning hair-raisingly cornier by the minute so I think I should stop typing.

2009-05-10T13:18:00.000+08:00

Weicong, Perry and I were at Perry's house just now walking along the swimming pool when they joked about throwing me into the pool. Weicong teasingly bumped lightly against me but I really lost my balance and almost fell in, however, Weicong instinctly grabbed my hand and pulled me back. Unfortunately, he grabbed the hand that was holding the handphone, so the sudden jerk when he pulled me back caused the handphone to fly from my hand into the water.

It went "PLOP!", and the 3 of us just stood there and stared at my handphone floating down to the bottom of the pool. We still continued to stare for a long time when it reached the bottom. Super retarded lorh.

I was the first to snap out of the retard trance and wanted to go in to get it. But then Perry said that he would go get it instead and proceeded to take off his shirt and dived it. HAWT!!! But my handphone was not so hot though. The whole thing was flooded with water. And Perry was like, "Put it in rice, put it in rice."

We put it in rice but to no avail. The water had seeped into the LCD screen already so its a total gone case.

Now I am using my super lao pok N72, and I've lost everyone's contact numbers.

DADDY, CAN I HAVE THE LG PRADA II?

2009-05-08T15:25:00.000+08:00

I've finally got my laptop back! But all the programmes and stuff are all gone and it's going to be motherfucking troublesome and time-consuming to install everything back.

Photos from 1st & 2nd May uploaded.

DAY 1:

Seriously, Perry's like all doom and gloom. And he always shun away from me when taking photos. I know I am mighty gorgeous, Perry, but after so many years of friendship there's no need to be shy.

DAY 2:

I don't care about others calling me a bimbo, I always like to start a post with a self obsessed photo of moi.

Buying the stuff for our BBQ.

We bought so much food for the BBQ that even with 6 people (Perry's 2 friends came along too) we managed to only eat half of what we bought. And we dumped the remaining food into the bin.

My 3 best friends are diabetically sweet, and I love them with every beat of my heart.

Meeting Huili later at night with another one of my friends for another belated birthday celebration. I've been having so many belated birthday celebrations this week. I think I'm just giving myself excuses to not feel guilty after all the splurging.

Aiya whatever la, we only live life once. Life is full of uncertainties and we could die anytime. What's the use of scrimping and saving money so miserably when the next day you could get run over by a cement truck, leaving your corpse so terribly squashed on the road that workers would have to scrape your remains off? I'm not being a spendthrift, I'm just living my life to the fullest.

Like I always say; it's ok to live in self-denial as long as it makes us happy.

2009-05-03T22:05:00.000+08:00

Had the time of my life during my birthday celebration with my SCF. Although we hit some rough patches, we managed to smoothen things out and got even closer than before.

1st May - Had japanese cuisine for lunch with Weicong and Perry. Huili did not come along on that day. Went to Kbox after that, and then went to catch a movie.

2nd May - Barbecue with Huili, Perry and Weicong.

Thanks darlings for taking the time out to let me have fun. Huili, Perry and Weicong, the 3 of you mean so much more to me than you could ever possibly imagine. I appreciate everything that each of you have done for me.

Huili jiejie, I will treasure your present with all my life. There are some things that money can't buy. And even all the riches in the world is not going to make me part with that.

I made a promise to Perry korkor and I'm going to keep it. Have faith brother! I won't let you down.

And to Weicong sotong, the guy that spoils me more than anyone else, we'll always have our 愛的主旋律.

I LOVE YOU ALL!

Will upload the photos in a new post another time when I don't feel so lazy.

And thanks to everyone else who wished me a happy birthday! (:

2009-04-30T00:34:00.000+08:00

Life has been so hectic these few weeks. My examination is coming up and I think I'm seriously screwed. Because even though I'm so much guai-er and hardworking now compared to my secondary school days, there's so much to study I cant possibly cram everything inside my head for the following 1 week studying break (most of us just call it a holiday)!!! I'm contemplating burning the textbooks to ashes and drinking it down with water. That's what buddhists do with amulets to like absorb its power or something right?

Recently my laptop crashed due to an assignment which I was doing with Siwei and Valyns. We decided to give it up in the end, since the biased, fat-ass, gay faggot lecturer failed so many girls that really attempted at that assignment, unlike us. We were doing that assignment at the last minute and half-assedly. I love those 2 girls and their "I don't give a fuck" attitude. Have sent my laptop for repair, I'm bored to tears everynight and feel so lost without my laptop. Fuck that assignment.. crashed my laptop for nothing.

My birthday is on this coming saturday!!! Yippiiiiiiiie!!!!!!!! This is a huge excuse for me to splurge like mad.

2009-04-16T22:34:00.000+08:00

I remember a few weeks back I got so damn infuriated with some of my classmates calling me a chao ahlian. I kept ranting on and on about it to Siwei and Valyns. Bless those 2 girls who listened to my bitching for hours. I felt so sad for myself, I’ve changed so much compared to my secondary school days, and yet I still get labeled as an ahlian.

But last night Ben told me something. He told me the reasons that I am being labeled as an ahlian is because of my dressing style, the colour of my hair and the way I walk. That’s when I started to feel sad for those people who label me an ahlian instead. I feel sorry for them because it is extremely shallow and narrow-minded to judge a book by its cover. This means that they in turn, are very self-conscious people, so they will tend to daftly listen to others about what’s “good” and what’s “bad”. Hello? No personality?

For me, I wouldn’t change myself for anybody other than myself. But for those kind of people, they will change themselves for anybody so that they can “appear good” or so it seems.

An ahlian has the definition of a female gangster. A gangster means someone who is part of the black society and commit crimes. Learn to look past the exterior honeys, isn’t it a little ridiculous and fucktarded to jump to the conclusion that I am a delinquent and part of a gang just because I walk with a swing in my arms, I wear coloured shorts and I have contrasting highlights in my hair? This has gone way past being stereotypical, this is just plain retardedness now.

2009-04-05T14:39:00.000+08:00

Went dating with the gorgeous Minyi on friday. Have not met up with her in ages! Being the bimbos that we always are, we gossiped about girls and complained about how guys can be such pricks sometimes. Mostly we were just whining away about our pathetic lives, and trying to console ourselves that some other people live even more pathetically than us. Wahahaha how shallow, but whatever la.

We went to watch the Shinjuku Incident. After watching, we walked around Marina Square for abit then I went to meet Weicong, and Minyi proceeded home.

Met Weicong at Orchard Mrt as we wanted to go to Fareast Plaza and customise a cap so that we can act mat and piss Perry off. Ate a footlong at Subway (I so need to get started on that diet) for dinner, collected our caps and then left for home.

Woke up early on Saturday, and met Perry and Weicong at Jubilee to watch 12 Rounds. I found it kind of insipid, these kind of movies basically have the same storyline just that the actors are different and they tweak it a little. It was a pretty predictable movie. Cop chases crook and crook's girlfriend, crook's girlfriend dies trying to escape, crook takes revenge by capturing cop's girlfriend, cop does anything crook asks, cop finds out crook has another motive other than revenge, kills crook, cop gets girlfriend back, cue big finale of cop and cop's girlfriend jumping out of an explosion, they kiss, the end.

God. That was so damn boring. I have seen that storyline a thousand times. I guess the only reason why I watched 12 Rounds was because the lead actor was John Cena.

After our movie we went to Geylang to find our adorable Huili. Ate durian, 1 fucking whole durian fucking cost us $34. Like what the fuck, and the taste was only very average. Now come to think of it, I suspect that we had been cheated. Damn those durian fuckers.

Went to Huili's block to slack around for awhile then we cabbed to Cathay to catch a late night movie. They forced me into watching the Shinjuku Incident again, I only gave in because Perry was throwing a tantrum like a 4-year-old girl. I think if it were not for Huili and Weicong talking to me throughout the movie, I would've fallen asleep. I mean, the movie's nice but I knew how everything turned out in the end so obviously there's no suspense there for me. Took a taxi home right after the movie ended.

Huili spent the night at my house. We slept at agar agar 5am la, and I woke up around 11am to find her sitting on my bed staring at me. SCARY LORH.

2009-03-29T00:25:00.000+08:00

Lucky bastard.

Weicong: "MINE!"

Cheryl: "Teh neh neh with me!"
Everyone: "NO!"
They are such spoilsports. For god's sake it's just a statue.

Had such a blast at Haw Par Villa even though the weather was so goddamn sweltering hot, it did not help that all of us coincidentally wore black too, everyone's bodies were absorbing and radiating heat like crazy. I was so happy last night when Weicong told me that my beloved Huili agreed to come along with us too.

We left around 4pm and went to Vivo City.

Huili and I were caught frenching our tongues off.

Ate subway, slacked around, Perry had too much money so he went to order a hugeass KFC family combo for us and practically shoved the food down our throats, slacked around again then proceeded home.

2009-03-27T05:18:00.000+08:00

This week is flying by amazingly fast. Probably because I keep fretting over the assignments' approaching datelines.

Going out on saturday with Weicong, Perry, and hopefully, Huili. Huili, are you trying to MIA? If you are, don't la. Stop wallowing in self pity and pick yourself up girl.

And we're planning on going to Haw Par Villa. I've not been there since I was 6 years old. And the best part is that admisson is free!!! WHEEEEEEEEEEE!!! I know I may sound like a cheapskate, but my shopping sprees have left a hole in my pocket and I still owe my father a huge sum of money, so I've no choice but to save.

Need to remind myself to bring an umbrella and get Perry-the-hairless to hold it for me everywhere I go like a spoilt bimbo. I'm scared of the sun and the sun these few days have been blazing hot. I'm not going to let any sun dampen my mood on that day, turn me bitchy and spoil the outing with my boys. Fuck you, sun.

I've so got to stop procrastinating on my assignments.

2009-03-23T23:14:00.000+08:00

I love this music video. The 陳雷(Chen Lei) guy is one super cool dude. I love the way he looks when he sings, so hot, oh and the way he dances! Makes me swoon to the heavens.

I've recently just acquired a gay best friend. He's a handsome devil called Benjamin.

2009-03-22T17:21:00.000+08:00

Copied straight off from Benjamin's blog;

something really epic to share.

i was chatting with one of my classmate on msn and i threw her an IQ question.

here goes:

"I was carried into a dark room, and set on fire. I wept, and then my head was cut off. What am I? "

initally she told me the answer was "dead!" which is obviously wrong.

then she came up with a new answer which owned the shit outta me!!

this is what she said:
"penis. it went into a dark room, was set on fire (as in a phrase for shiokness), cried (the xiao come out) and then the head was cut off (because it shrank back)"

Cheryl Teo YOU OWNS!!!!!!!

Way to tell the whole world I am dirty minded, Ben.

But I am so not. I just happen to have a very high IQ so I can think up logical answers that no one else can. Apparently, the correct answer is Candle. After all the candle answer does not really totally answer the question, the "set on fire" and "wept" does make sense but the "head was cut off" part was just senseless because candles don't have heads. On the other hand.. penises.........

Just take it that I am smart both scientifically and mentally.

2009-03-22T13:04:00.000+08:00

Went to kbox with the sea creatures just now, other than Huili I have not seen the rest in ages! Had such a fun outing with them and the time passed by so bloody fast. Got home at 12am.

Don't feel like writing anymore... I feel very sian looking at the above photo, my arms and thighs are so goddamn fat! I should really start on that vegetarian diet that I keep yapping about.

Sea creatures, let's go out again soon dears!

Oh my god, for my mass comm, I have only completed 1 assignment and I have no idea what the other 4 assignments are about. And the dateline is looming. I want to do, so that I can pass this diploma, but I don't want to do also leh because so sian.

Fuck this stressing shit. Shall go window shopping online.

2009-03-20T22:53:00.000+08:00

I've had a really shitty day today. Don't be fooled by the above photo that I'm happy, it was taken a year ago. Started the morning with massive stomach cramps that got me writhing around my bed with pain, even then my father still forced me to go to school, what an unfeeling, money-faced asshole, he didn't even ask how severe the stomach cramps were like how any other normal, caring father would.

Luckily the cramps subsided on my way to school, if not, I would've been super cranky and bitchy in class. The excruciating pain started up again when I got home after lessons were over. Why is God torturing me?

Xiao V came to find me at night because he wanted to talk to me. I refused to come down from my room and instead, smsed him that it was over. I felt so suffocated with him, I am only 17 years old and I have no freedom! I'm not going to let my youth waste away! I'm already getting enough of this kind of shit with my parents that I'm soooo close to breaking down and attempting suicide again, and like it's not enough, let's add some more unduly stress and restriction in the form of a boyfriend so that Cheryl might go mental and hahaha-we-can-have-her-all-to-ourselves!

Screw you all motherbangers who refuse me my freedom. You people are all fucked in the head. I'M FUCKING 17 YOU CUNTS! WHAT'S WITH THE 12-YEAR-OLD KIDDY CURFEW?!

On a happier note, I have an excuse for myself to splurge all my money on shopping. After all, retail therapy is so much cheaper than paying to see a psychiatrist or a counselor.

Yay! Go on fucking parental cunts and make Cheryl suicidal!

2009-03-11T22:55:00.000+08:00

I slept around 4am last night and woke up at 7am to prepare for school. Which meant I had only 3 hours of sleep. I felt like dying when I was forced to wake up. Met up with Huili Jie after school, we walked around Marina Square and Suntec City. We went to Suntec City's Toys R' Us to play with their hula-hoops since we were bored out of our minds (don't judge me).

There was this young female staff who kept telling us that no photos are allowed. I wonder who shoved a stick up her ass. But who gives a fuck anyway... we just continued taking photos.

We then went home around 5pm because I was too overwhelmed with fatigue, I felt as though I was going to faint anytime due to exhaustion. I wouldn't mind fainting in the shopping centre if there were any hot guys around, hell I would even pretend to faint and dramatically fall into their arms. Preferably Jiro Wang's arms. But alas, Singapore is filled with hideous guys, as I repeat myself from time to time.

Seriously though, why are there so few good-looking Singaporean men? Many of them looked like they've been hit in the face with a lorry, either that or they have millions of huge-ass craters on their face it's as though they have this flesh-eating disease that's chomping away chunks of their face. Urghh. I wince everytime I see moh-peng guys, I find it extremely gross... How do they even look at the mirror without slashing their wrists? Like dude, you have holes in your fucking face, are you waiting for maggots to nestle inside those holes and lay eggs so that you can have squirmy baby maggots living inside your face along with papa maggot and mama maggot? Not cool man.

Caught up with my sleep upon reaching home. Zonked out til 9pm when my mother started shrieking my name. I hate it when she does that. She will shriek it in a very annoying tone and if I don't shout back a reply she will continue shrieking her ass off like a banshee.

This week is passing by excruciatingly slow.

2009-03-10T00:18:00.000+08:00

1 assignment down, 4 more to go. URGHHHH!!! I heard stress in our early stages of life could lead to breast cancer when we get older, oh my god then if I get it I would have to amputate my boobies to prevent the cancer from spreading to more parts of my body! So not sexy.. I would rather let the cancer cells spread and to die in pain than to cut off my boobies and die a natural death without boobies. Hey I realised I like the sound of that word.... BOOOOOOOBIES.

School started on the 23rd of March and already in the first week, multiple assignments were thrown in our faces which we would have to hand up within a month's time. But it's ok though, there is alot of freedom. the lecturers are really nice and my classmates are very friendly. Too bad MDIS does not have any drool-worthy guys, then again, Singapore's guys are all so un-hot so I guess that does not make a difference. Huh silly me.

That's Siwei's stupid hand blocking my angelic face. I gave up taking personal photos after Siwei kept shoving her boney hand infront of my face.

Some photos of sexy Honey;

This dog is getting from bad to worse. Just this morning I was woken up by her whimpering consistently outside my room. I opened my bedroom door and found her standing at the staircase looking down. When she saw me, she ran to me, put her paws on my legs then ran to the staircase and looked at me pleadingly. Stupid dog woke me up so that I would carry her down to the living room where Angel and my father was. What the hell it's like she has no legs of her own.

Honey is spoilt rotten and it is just so damn adorable. This little princess has to sleep in an air-conditioned room too. If I so happen to turn it off during the night, she would wake up and give me her sad face which is completely irresistable so I would switch on the air-con again and shiver myself to sleep. I am too lazy to list down all her other royal treatments.

God, I'm getting fat. I'm considering going on a vegetarian diet for awhile. But I don't know if I have the discipline to carry it out, because I absolutely love the taste of meat.. especially beef. HOOORAY FOR KOBE BEEF. Got to love those cows!

2009-03-01T16:10:00.000+08:00

I have no idea why some people get their panties all in twists over some things that are beyond their control. What's the use of flying into a rage over some things that they can't change? It's just a waste of time and energy and it just goes to show how low their IQs really are. They can keep screaming and hurling profanities for hours on end and at the end of the day nothing's changed has it?

I'll give an example but I'll twist and tweak the situation up a few notches so that I can truely show why those people whom get all incensed over things that are not within their means of altering are nincompoops. Observe;

WHAT IN THE NAME OF ROYAL FUCK-NESS MAN! Why the hell is this ugly-ass PLANT NOT A RACCOON?! DAMN YOU TO HELL YOU BLOODY BIRD'S NEST FERN! Oh so you think you're extremely clever, reproducing just by dispersing your millions and millions of spores without lifting a finger (or leaf)? WELL FUCK YOU LITTLE CUNT OF A PLANT YOU HEAR ME?! Do you think you are superior to that of a raccoon? NO YOU ARE NOT! Raccoons are cute and cuddly, while you look like a green pile of shit. When raccoons want to reproduce and make little baby raccoons, the reproducing part for them would be very shiok. Fuck you if you still don't wish to be a raccoon you pile of shit, I hope the caterpillars eat and shit on your leaves you ferny fuckhead.

Now, the above example shows that no matter how infuriated I become, even if I've stomped all over it, the plant would still remain a plant. Getting all hot and tempered does a big fat nothing now does it?

Anyway, I have nothing against plants, I was just trying to make a point here. I do not hate plants, it would be awfully lame and not to mention pointless to hold a grudge against plants. Speaking of plants, are fruits grouped into the category of plants too? I suppose they are, considering how all strawberries have a tuft of leaves growing out from their tops (sort of reminds me of pubic hair). I love strawberries but hate the taste of that fruit though, it tastes like armpits. You know how men's armpits tend to emit an odour, and that odour has a very sourish, unpleasant smell? Yeah, strawberries are that sour to me. I just like strawberries because they have a very appealing appearance about them, I think they are kind of beautiful in a I-don't-know-why-also way.

Look, prettaaayyyyeee...

I do not like this though, this one is fugly and kinds of freaks me out a little.

What the hell am I talking about? I'm totally diverting away from my original topic. So just to make a long story short, the moral of this blog-post is;

Do not stand beside an extremely sweaty/obese man whose armpits are exposed. Don't say I didn't warn you, the stench is enough to drive anyone to suicide. True story.

2009-02-20T12:40:00.000+08:00

Met up with Huili on 18th Feb. At long last. I had missed her and her blurness so much!

We went Bugis Street to walk around, got bored and travelled to Vivo City. There was this women's convention held there and we got dragged in by this promoter. This women's convention was all about how to protect yourself against STD, place yourself first, how to dress up, and I don't know what else already because I was not paying attention. Huili and I were busy drinking our mocha and rummaging through the goodie bag which they gave us.

After that we walked around Vivo for a while more, went to eat and then proceeded home.

I'm really glad that Huili liked my valentine day's present for her. (:
I had pondered long and hard on what to get for her and then finally decided on a Guess bag and a wired "I ♥ U" handphone strap.

DAMN IT! My fringe is growing too goddamn fast!

STFU LA BIMBO!

I think I am going schizo.

Wow, now that's super hot. This calls for a celebration! I'm going to shake my ass suggestively to the person in the mirror (that sexily looks alot like me) and get high.

2009-02-15T00:19:00.000+08:00

Happy Valentine's Day everyone!

Thanks and kisses to baby for taking up a job at the last minute and saving so hard just to buy me this bouquet of flowers and my present for our 1st year anniversary which is tomorrow.

The present which I've got for him is probably the most expensive present I've ever bought for anyone. So he'd better appreciate it or I'll fucking punch the living daylights out of him. What's there to appreciate, you say? It's the fact that I had beared to seperate with such a huge sum of my money to buy something that will not be for me. I usually just splurge on myself all the time. So this is definitely a huge sacrifice considering how that present left a huge dent in my bank account.

2009-02-07T06:21:00.000+08:00

These photos were from last week when we were waiting to watch Inkheart.

I am extremely bored, it's 6.30 in the morning and I have nothing to do. I'll only feel sleepy around 9am.

I've been in high spirits these few days, because I have recently just purchased 2 Chanel bags, 1 Baby Phat bag and 1 Baby Phat wallet. Fuck this recession and money-scimping shit, I'm not working, so it does not affect me, and it's just so degrading to be a miser. God, like, obsessive much?

YAY ME! I love how I think and behave like a spoilt brat! Because it keeps me so happy everyday!

2009-01-27T05:11:00.000+08:00

HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR!!!

CNY is my most favourite festive season of all because I'll be getting to do 2 things that I love best; eat like crazy and of course collecting money.

However this year's economy is bad and everyone's angbaos have reduced considerably compared to last year's. Goddammit.

On a different note... FAT IS THE NEW SKINNY!!! WHOOOO FATS!

2009-01-24T22:21:00.000+08:00

Went out with Huili Jiejie on 22nd January. We walked around Orchard, drooled over some Chanel bags, scoffed at the people queuing up outside Louis Vuitton and I bought 2 pairs of slutty shorts.

And Huili bought me a shirt! So sweet of her! Thank you sister, love you lots!

2009-01-19T01:23:00.000+08:00

I read The New Paper just now and realised that there is this permanent body modification method called Scarification (sorry la I know I very suaku). So I went to google it.

There are different ways to carry out scarification. There is the slicing with a razor blade like self-multilation, this I can deal with because it's not really that pain. But the extreme ways like burning the skin or clamping the skin and then slicing the whole damn thing off is just plain disgusting.

There is this girl who went to have a bamboo tree scarred on her back;

In the process of getting it done.

That's the skin that has been sliced off her freaking back. They look more like maggots or pork rinds don't they?

God. She's crazy. Why can't she just fucking tattoo that in red ink? I bet my ass it'll be a lot more cheaper, less painful and less time-consuming to get the work done.

More photos of scarifications;

Despite myself, I have to admit this one is so damn pretty. She got the image of a butterfly scarred and then had green ink tattooed in so that it'll look 3D.

Urgh. Now this one just takes the cake.

What the fuck happened to good old fashioned tattooing?

2009-01-12T22:41:00.000+08:00

I know almost everyone who passed their O Levels are boasting about their results in their blog and whatever. But I`m not going to blog about something that is so boring, trivial and useless about results. I want to blog about something more important and useful.

In case you`re being extra skeptical, no it`s not because I did badly so I`m too ashamed to blog about my results, I just find that at this period of time, blogging about it so damn boring. I went to my other friends` blogs and most of them ranted on and on about their results, how happy they are and all the effort they put in finally paid off, or they didn`t study for it at all (which is such an obvious lie, since if they didn`t study for it, it goes to show that they don`t care, and if they don`t care why the fuck would they keep raving about their results?) and still got good grades (clearly trying to pathetically hint that they are very smart by nature).

All I`m going to say is that I did much better than I had expected. I thought it was a sure fail. But I guess Cambridge will try as hard as they can to pass us.

So here it goes, something that is of utmost importance to the world....

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TOP 2 HOTTEST MALE CELEBRITIES.
Because seriously, the world would be such a dull and lifeless place if they were no hot guys.... well at least for girls, gays and ahguas, but that`s the majority!

#1. Jiro Wang Dong Cheng from Fahrenheit

OHHMYGAWD! HAAAAAWT!!!

He is so undeniably hot! I can`t help grinning from ear-to-ear whenever I so happen to catch sight of any of his photos.
Jiro Wang is sooooooo cute! And I love his smile, his adorable smile, oh god how I love that alluring smile, even though if it`s just a photo, it`s still able to make me grin retardedly away for a few moments.

But let me make one thing clear, he is not my idol and I`m not one of those crazy-ass fangirls. I just think that Jiro is hot that`s all, I`m not so extreme as to fantasize about him all day long.
I have not seen Fahrenheit live before, let alone did I went to their concert in Singapore during December 2008 to join in with those insane, screaming, crying fangirls of theirs.

I find it extremely pathetic to make someone your idol or to be a fan, it`s so no-life, that person is after all only a normal, fragile human being like you and me, just that he/she might be better-looking and more talented than most people. He/She is not God, does not posess magical powers, can`t create or destroy life. Human beings are all equal, why do you want to worship someone who is your equal? It is so degrading.

Anyway back to the hot guys...

#2. Robert Pattinson as Edward Cullen from Twilight

The fact that he starred as Edward Cullen made him 4 times hotter. The Twilight Series, written by Stephenie Meyer had portrayed this vampire to be perfect and flawless in every single way; he is extremely hot, has hundreds of girls swooning over him, can speak a variety of languages fluently, has loads of money (probably a multi-billionaire from references from the book), his skin sparkles like diamonds in the sunlight, cooks like a chef even though he does not eat human food (he only drinks animal blood), has nearly impenetrable skin, is extremely considerate and caring to his human girlfriend, etc etc etc.

However, Robert Pattinson did not use to be as hot as now compared to a few years back.

Guess who?
He was Cedric Diggory in the Harry Potter movie.

Some people still found him hot as Cedric Diggory, but I don`t. I only find him hot now. Weirdly, Pattinson`s younger, unhotter self somehow reminds me of Leehao`s sickening, pervertic face, just that Leehao is uglier of course, and have like a thousand moles on his face.

This is purely just my opinion of the top 2 hottest guys. Shut the fuck up if you don`t think so. I did not ask for your opinion. You need not make known to me who you think are the top 2 hottest because I don`t give a shit. Don`t make fools out of yourselves all you assholes out there.

It`s good to be a little too defensive sometimes.. it keeps people away.. and I like the peace and quiet.

2009-01-08T22:39:00.000+08:00

I was washing my hands in the kitchen this afternoon, looked up when I heard a flutter of wings from the garden and almost shat in my shorts.

A huge Hornbill was sitting on top of the garden wall looking around most probably for food.

So I placed a papaya on the left side of the garden wall and it hopped over to eat.

So cute! It was not afraid of humans and let me and my mother got very close to take photos. I think it must have escaped from the Jurong Bird Park or something.

I called for my dogs to come to the garden. Angel just kept looking at the bird while Honey scurried over to my lap with her tail in between her legs.

After the birdy had eaten its fill, it immediately flew off. So rude.

2009-01-08T03:21:00.000+08:00

Went out with Minyi today.

At night in Bugis, we went to watch Lady Cop and Papa Crook. It was a total waste of 91 minutes and $7. I couldn`t figure out what was happening throughout most of the movie, and there were no hot guys. If I knew that the movie was boring, senseless and hot-guy-less, I would have gladly watched Twilight again and drool over Robert Pattinson for the whole 121 minutes.

The last time I saw Minyi was on prom night which was 3rd December 08. This stupid girl no initiative one leh. I always have to be the one to arrange our outings. Anyway I missed her so much! Today was another successful day of ogling at her beautiful and massive cleavage. YIPPEE!

2009-01-04T01:37:00.000+08:00

These photos were taken on Christmas Eve 2008. There are alot more but I`m too lazy to upload them.

I`ve been taking a little break away from the rest of the world recently. There`s nothing wrong with me.. I`m just craving for some silent rest and relaxation that`s all.

Therefore, I`ve locked my blog`s tagboard and have not been in contact with anyone.

2008-12-23T00:42:00.000+08:00

My maternal grandmama and I. She was so happy because I wanted to take photos with her. Grandmas.. go figure.

2008-12-18T03:49:00.000+08:00

HAPPY 17th BIRTHDAY HUILI SISTER!

This is Ting Ting, Huili`s birthday present. She`s so cute!

Went out with Huili today to celebrate her 17th birthday. Shared money with Squidy for Huili`s birthday present. It cost us a bomb. But what matters is that Huili loves it. (:

Ting Ting is a white, fluffy teddy with a little pink fur here and there. We added a sound device in Ting Ting`s left hand, and when squeezed she goes, "I love you, I love you!". Bought the sunglasses for Ting Ting and the girl at the counter gave Ting Ting a pair of pink ribbons she fastened to the ears. SO UNFAIR! HOW COME MY CHERRY BABY DOES NOT HAVE FREE RIBBONS TOO?!

2008-12-15T22:59:00.000+08:00

I bought a bear from build-a-bear workshop too! To give Xiao V as a present for our 10th month, which is today. I named him Blueberry!

After our dinner, I decided to buy 2 brownies to celebrate our 10th month. Actually, it was just an excuse. I just felt like eating it but didn`t want to seem like a glutton that`s all.

2008-12-14T00:23:00.000+08:00

Xiao V came to find me in Amk today after he finished his course, along with a bear he bought for me from the Build-A-Bear Workshop. He named it Cherry Baby. So sweet. I love you hubby! Thank you!

Life just can`t get any better than this.

2008-12-13T02:54:00.000+08:00

I`ve changed my mind. I don`t want the Topshop cherry dress anymore. I want the Miu Miu Striped Dirndl Dress and I want the real thing. I hate those tacky "miu miu inspired dress" found in so many blogshops.

I think I`m like the only one among the rest that does not want to find a job. I`m too lazy to do that, I just can`t take the working hours and moreover, I do not have the patience. I remembered that I worked in a pub last year at Chijmes. It was only for a day and I found it fucking tiresome so I just went MIA on the boss.

It feels so good to be spoilt rotten and I only have a few years left to luxuriate in this feeling. In a few years time, I`ll be an adult and have to work my guts out just to make sure that I would have enough money to eat. Might as well enjoy as much as I can when I`m young.

2008-12-11T23:08:00.000+08:00

THE PROM; 3rd December 2008.

This post has been way overdue but recently I have been so damn busy I just couldn`t find the time to upload the photos. Currently, I still have a million things left undone before I go to bed. I sleep at the break of dawn everyday now, which is around 6.30am to 7.30am, this is so harmful for my complexion.

I`m lazy and have neither the time nor the patience to arrange the prom photos accordingly, photoshop the lightings or red eyes. So there are a few very horrible photos. But whatever la.

I know there are alot of my solo photos. This goes to show that I love myself. And it is healthy to love oneself. So unlike Leehao.. he looks all doom and gloom in the photo which I took with him.

Overall, the prom sucked. It was just a lousy buffet with lame-ass games. For goodness sake, it is so low-class to have a buffet for prom, have you people seen buffets in wedding dinners? I don`t think so. And we had to pay a shitload of money. I had already anticipated that it would suck, but I went anyway because it could probably be the last time I would see my school mates.

Doesn`t it scare you how fast time flies? This year felt particularly fast for me. It was last year that me and Minyi got thrown into a lockup but it`s still so fresh and clear in my mind that it only seemed like last month.

In the blink of an eye, O Levels are over and I`m going to hit 17 soon.

OMG SEVENTEEN.

SEVENTEEN.

OMG.

Omg again!

I don`t feel like growing up. Call me immature or a coward, but I don`t wish to shoulder the burdens of an adult. It is too much to bear even thinking about it. I`m like hanging in limbo. I don`t have any idea what I want to do in life. I have no dreams, no aspirations, no ambitions or whatsoever.

"What do you want to be when you grow up?"

Can I be a parasite pretty please?

OMG I want this cherry dress from Topshop as seen on Daisy Lowe. It was love at first sight for me but it`s totally sold out in Topshop`s website. I don`t care la I`m not going to rest until I find it. So pretty! Worth it!

I`m squandering all my savings away on online shopping every single day. What a meaningful past time.

2008-12-01T01:15:00.000+08:00

I went to church today with my family. WOAH. If I`m not wrong, I think it`s called The Grace Assembly. It has been 2 years since I`ve stepped into a church, can you guess what or who managed to persuade me to go?

No, my father did not bribe me with money or any kind of materialistic goods.

No, it`s not because Jesus came to me in a dream and said that if I didn`t go to church I would be condemned to hell.

No, my father did not threaten me in any way.

No, it`s not because I had a sudden revelation that going to church is a holy and spiritual thing to do.

No, it`s not because Jiro Wang was there too.

I have been brought up in a staunch christian family where we faithfully went to church every sunday. I knew the bible like the back of my hand. I could recite every bible story without missing out a single detail because the sunday school which I went to kept instilling these stories and values in us. That was when I was a kid.

Back then, my maternal grandmother was the one I loved most and the one I held dearest to my heart. Every single night, I would pray that she would one day become a christian so that she could be saved from the pits of hell and that I could go to heaven with her. I am not kidding when I said every single night.

I lost my faith gradually as I started to grow up and became more aware of the world. When I quarrelled with my parents, my parents would use God`s words against me. Like they would scream, "God said in the 10 commandments to honour your father and mother. You call yourself a christian?"

Eventually, I just dropped the christian faith. So that they cannot use it against me in arguments anymore.

What added fuel to flame was science. The Charles Darwin theory. If humans were evolved from apes, does this mean that Adam and Eve were once apes? And science had substantial proof, the findings of cavemens` remains and drawings in parts of the earth. And what about dinosaurs? It is undeniable that dinosaurs once walked this earth as so many of their bones have been found. But the bible did not mention anything about dinosaurs, and even if there were dinosaurs, how come Adam and Eve and other bible characters were not squashed to death by them?

So when people asked me what religion am I, I`ll reply that I`m a free-thinker.

I went to church today because my maternal grandmama was going to get baptised and she asked me to go along with her. I obliged because she`s quite old already, I still love her as much as last time and there is still a small part of me that believes God exists. She was really happy that me and my 2 brothers went along with her so it was worth it even though it was a hokkien service and was ultra boring.

My youngest uncle who has a little mental disability also got baptised with her. My grandfather tagged along with us too although he did not believe in christianity, he just went to support his son and wife. That was so sweet. However my grandfather slipped away with us in the middle of the service after the baptisms were over to a nearby kopitiam to "lim kopi". He ended up telling my older brother that he wanted a coke but my older brother ordered a 100-plus for him.

Will post the photos another day because it`s all in my bro`s camera and he has yet to upload them. And for now, I`m going online shopping. Toodles!

2008-11-26T01:11:00.001+08:00

Went out with Huili and Jeslyn today. I had a good hair day so I was taking photos like mad.

Huili`s the one with the slanting bangs, Jeslyn`s the one with the super long fringe. And needless to say, I`m the one with what so many people call as the "ahlian hair", oh please, what the hell`s so ahlian-y about bleaching my hair? Ignorant fools.

Huili`s so mighty adorable! I feel like squeezing her to death.

Huili jiejie don`t be so sad anymore. Friends and guys that only want to make use of you isn`t worth helping, much less caring about their existence. Don`t fall into depression and go all suicidal just because of those losers, it just isn`t worth it. Stop hurting yourself already, you`re my baobei gan jie, I will also feel sad if you hurt yourself, not to mention very useless. Just remember, rain or shine, I`ll always be here for you 24/7. And you`ll forever be my super cute, beloved sister. (:

2008-11-24T00:24:00.000+08:00

I have posted up some photos and I`m going to type those irritatingly stupid-as-shit captions below the photos that pisses me off from time to time. Because for 1, I am bored, and 2, I have nothing better to do.

I have realised my front camera makes me look better.

God I love my front camera.

My complexion looks so flawless.

Kiss kiss.

Kissy lips.

Look at my puffy eyebags and shiny nose. I hate it lorh, although my nose is shiny, it is not oily one horh! Wtf I feel like chopping that fucking thing off.

Recently escaped from the siao lang geng.

Fat Gay wants to act ahbeng and went to Xiao V`s hairsalon to bleach his mohawk.

The salon sucks big time.

My act cute buey cute cheebye face. I see already also feel like slapping.

Chao ahgua behind me.

At Meridien. I think la.

I look like a retarded ape with a serious case of constipation and insomnia.

Sleepy.

We were playing guess-which-hand.

Xiao V, Fat Gay and Ray.

I fucking hate Fat Gay. Fucking bastard. I take photo for them so nice, got a blur of the train behind. When it was his turn to take for us, he took 3 times and still failed to get a clear image.

If you noticed anything missing it`s because I took out my lip stud yesterday night. I got sick of it and whatsmore it`s quite an image spoiler especially when I am turning 17 next year.

2008-11-22T00:30:00.000+08:00

God. The lighting sucks. I hate taking photos in dark places. Makes the photo so gloomy and makes me look so black.

2008-11-21T03:12:00.000+08:00

I was on youtube searching for Jellyfish videos just to infuriate Perry, when I saw a related video titled "Giant Tortoise Hard Core Sex Action ROFL", I don`t even know how that was related to Jellyfishs but I clicked on it out of curiousity.

It is so cute! The male giant tortoise seems like it`s saying "DAVEEE". I searched other videos of tortoises mating and saw an uber adorable one.

The little male one goes "Eh eh eh eh eh" accompanied with breathy sounds. I have no idea why he had to hit his head against the female one in the first place though. Maybe he was trying to imply that he wanted to bang her.

2008-11-15T02:19:00.000+08:00

Hubby V whipped this pretty bouquet out in the evening at my grandmother`s house while I was using the computer, and then jumped first-face onto the bed.

What an adorably sweet gesture. And trust him to be so shy even though we`ve been together for 9 months already.

Thanks baby! I love you so so soooo much! I do find you very irritating and infuriating at times, but at the end of the day, my love for you will always overtake my anger or irritation. We`ve been through alot these past 9 months, and I`m willing to continue the ups and downs of life with you til our very last breath.

You`ll always be my baby boy.

2008-11-11T22:43:00.000+08:00

OMG O' LEVELS IS FINALLY FUCKING OVER! YIIPPEEEEEEEE CAN FLY!!!!!!

The last 2 photos were taken with my front camera thus the blur-ness. I got platinium silver gold highlights in my fringe and strawberry blonde lowlights at the back. Love the colour combination. (:

God, after the invigilator went, "Time`s up. Stop writing", I was immediately filled with adrenaline and had an urge to stand up on my desk and shake my fat ass, but I was afraid they would call the cops on me.

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Everywhere I look, illusional daisies smile at me and do the chicken dance. It`s either the adrenaline rush or the brain tumour.

2008-11-07T17:59:00.000+08:00

When the going gets tough, the tough goes shopping.

FREEDOM IS JUST ONE SCIENCE MCQ PAPER AWAY. WHOOOOOTS!

2008-11-02T02:33:00.000+08:00

It was Hubby V`s birthday on 30th October, we went to Swensons`. I don`t feel like uploading the rest of the photos because I had a bad hair day and look super aunty-ish.

Actually my hair was fine when I stepped out of the house one lorh! Then I don`t know why and how some of Xiao V`s wax from his hair rubbed off and got into my fringe! AAARGGGHHH! So I ended up with a aunty-ish hairdo for the rest of the day.

Aiya at least everyone looked stupid in this photo.

2008-10-28T00:15:00.001+08:00

I can`t be bothered to study anymore seeing how I screwed up my previous papers. So I went online and got this:

It is so super duper cute! I adopted the white bunny which I named Snowdew. The other one is just some calefare animal they put there for Snowdew`s companion I guess, the calefare animal changes upon refreshing of the page.

2008-10-08T16:00:00.000+08:00

GOOD GOD!

My older bro showed me a blog of some pyscho who loves inflicting injuries on herself and posting it up on her blog. Defintely not for the squeamish. She has multilated her hands and legs til they`ve become so goddamn bloated! This person is definitely fucked in the head.

Is it even legal to be doing this?

In her blog`s earlier posts, the photos of her multilations were quite subtle but it started to get worse and worse. The doctors kept stitching her up while she kept cutting herself apart. Like literally cutting herself apart, so if the doctors did not staple/stitch the cuts together, the meat will kind of be flapping around.

I have included one photo from her blog at the bottom of this post. This photo I chosen is kind of the in between photo. As in, there are other grosser and sicker photos in her blog.

Scroll down if you want to see the photo and get the link for her blog.

Just to let you people know, I do not encourage self-multilation. This post is strictly just for viewer`s pleasure (although I don`t think it will be so pleasurable to see a torned-apart arm, so do not scroll down if you cannot take extremely disturbing images).

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2008-10-08T00:22:00.000+08:00

I will so NOT be going to the graduation ceremony this friday. It is a waste of time and I refuse to give the teachers the opportunity to openly criticise me.

But it was sweet of Leehao and the others to ask anyway. A warm and fuzzy feeling washed over and engulfed me, also making my heart feel like it was enveloped in a warm and trustable hand when he asked me to go to the graduation ceremony. Ok la that was so undeniable hair-raising and dramatic. Let`s just say I felt a little touched that someone from school still remembers this social reject.

I love you people!
Especially my 3 sisters from 4E3; Leehao the Pornsty, Minyi the Busty and Lydia the Lusty, even when I`ve been absent from school for so long they did not forget about me. (:

Good luck for O Levels dearies! No point in wishing me good luck though because I`ve weighed the odds and there is only a 5% chance I might pass the overall. Gah.

2008-10-04T23:23:00.000+08:00

WHAT THE FUCK!!!

Why can`t I access my emails since yesterday?! IT IS IMPORTANT FOR ME TO BE ABLE TO ACCESS MY EMAILS! MY ONLINE SHOPPING!!!!!

My 2 brothers are unable to access their emails too. But I asked a couple of friends and they said they can.

I thought there was a problem with my laptop, so I went to the study room and used one of the computers but still can`t. So I thought there was a problem with my modem. Then I went to my grandma`s house and tried but to no avail. WHY?!

Anyone knows why?!? Please tell me!!! It is a matter of life and death!

Anyway, on a different note...

I`m so over-the-moon goddamn elated, I feel like annoucing my happy news to the whole world! Although no one will care very much since my good news is so bloody boliao.

I LOST WEIGHT!!!!! WHOOHOO!!!

I used to be 45-46kg, but I measured myself on the electronic weighing scale just now and saw that I turned 41.3kg!!! All that no-eating-macdonald thing is paying off after all.

HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY!!!!!!!

YIPEEEEEEE!!!

My goal is to be 40kg!!! JIAYOU CHERYL!

2008-09-28T00:13:00.000+08:00

This is the adorable kitten I`ve been feeding for around 3-4 weeks already. Photo is abit blur because my head was not steady when I snapped the photo.

I first found her behind a particular MRT station (will not be revealing which MRT as there might be some sadistic cat haters who read my blog) when I was seeing my boyfriend off. She tottered up to me and started snaking around our ankles meowing pitifully and hungrily. But V was rushing for time so we left the kitty there first.

I saw my boyfriend off at the MRT passenger service centre then went inside Cheers to buy a can of tuna flakes. I walked back to the behind of the MRT station and fed the little kitty. The poor thing was so ravenous, it started gobbling at the food even before I have fully laid it out on the floor.

I stroked her for a few times then proceeded to walk off. I walked for a distance before I felt something brushed past my leg. Nabei I almost jumped out of my skin man! I thought it was some ghost or what (ya la ya la I am a ball-less loser la), I stopped, looked down and to my relief, realised that it was the kitten. It struck a chord in my heart, the little kitty was following me, she probably lost its mother in a car accident and has no one to look after her, poor baby!

I carried her back to her food and accompanied it for quite awhile as she devoured her food. By then I was already in love with her because she was so irresistably docile, cute and mischievous. She would eat a little then come to me and start pawing and nibbling at my hand then return back to her food. SO CUTEEEEEEEE.

If I do not have a animal-hating mother and a cat-biased father, I would bring her back home without hesitation. My father the extremist, he thinks that cats are the incarnation of the devil. That is really ironic, seeing as to how he used to adopt a kitten too when he was a young boy because it followed him all the way home.

I know Honey and Angel wouldn`t mind if I brought a little kitty home, because whenever I bring them out they would go into a tail-wagging frenzy whenever they see cats, would cautiously approach them and start playing with them if the cats didn`t mind.

So anyway, it was getting late and my father kept calling so I had no choice but to leave. She followed me all the way to the busstop. As I boarded the bus my heart pratically broke into 2 as I saw it sitting there, still looking hopefully at me.

Since then I`ve been going back to the same place whenever I can to feed and play with kitty. She recognises me now and would come whenever I called. I always leave with a heavy heart because she would follow me everytime.

She loves to be cradled, cuddled and to lie in my lap. So adorable laaaaaaaaa.

I brought my younger brother with me today to see her and he also almost instantly fell in love with kitty. Mainly because she is so loving, demure and insanely cute.

I WANT TO ADOPT LARH!!! WHY ARE MY PARENTS SO HEARTLESS AND CRUEL AS TO STAND BETWEEN A KIND YOUNG GIRL WITH A HEART OF GOLD AND A POOR MOTHER-LESS KITTEN WITH NOBODY TO CARE FOR?! WHY?!?

2008-09-25T23:58:00.000+08:00

I think it is very bad for my life to be revolving around one person only. I really should not forsake my other friends too or I might end up friendless. But my schedule now is so packed that only V is free enough to go out with me at a last minute notice since he does nothing at all and is so damn free everyday.

Minyi sexbomb! I swear I will jio you out for another one of our anyhow-roam-singapore trips after O'levels ok? I miss you sooooooooo much la.

Huili & Jes, my 2 beloved sisters, just like I promised you 2, we will have a girl`s day out after my exams. I can`t wait! It has been so many months since I last saw the 2 of you!

Plus my precious sea creature family!!! Especially the squid who has always been so sweet. We will have another one of our super noisy outings just like last time once I`ve cleared all the exam papers!

I LOVE YOU ALL MY DEARS!

2008-09-14T01:10:00.000+08:00

Look at those 2 super sampat people. Vain until see mirror anywhere keep taking photo/combing hair/adjusting hair etc etc.. Cannot stand it man.

I got so pissed off over some small thing today. I keep getting more and more temperamental recently, I pity those close to me. I flare up at the slightest remark or action. I think it`s going to be the time of the month again where I start bleeding from below for around an irritating one week.

Anyway, V saw his ex-colleague. Dragging me behind, he went to say hi to the auntie. She acknowledged me with a smile, joked a little with me and then proceeded to talk with V in malay, I heard V`s ex gf`s name kept popping up in the conversation.

Don`t judge me wrongly horh. I am not one of those crazily-possessive-obsessive super jealous gfs, but excuse me, I am standing right at his side and she keeps blabbing on about his ex that he did not even remain friends with. What the hell is that la?

This happened another time too, another auntie asked in chinese where was X (one of his another ex) and is it he and X not together already. Obviously he doesn`t know where she is and obviously he ended the relationship with her la! Or else why would I be standing beside him with his arm around my waist? This was even worse than today one because today at least the malay auntie talked to me, but this chinese auntie totally ignored me and acted as though I did not exist, it`s like she purposely wanted to antagonize me lorh. She even carried on to ask, "Why? But last time you and X very loving one leh."

I can say around 70% of the singaporean aunties totally disregard other people`s feelings and super buey paiseh one leh. Even when walking through a crowded area, if I happen to block or don`t give way to an auntie, she will "TSK" very loudly. That never fails to annoy me like fuck, I will always feel like punching one of her sagging breasts like a punching-bag until all the tendons or whatever inside her breast break and the said breast can be fucking thrown over her shoulder.

Why must I always be the one giving way sial? Then like that I just stand at the side no need walk already larh? Auntie very dua pai arh? Annihilate all these fucked up aunties la. Then the world would be a much, much, MUCH happier place to live in.

2008-09-13T00:45:00.000+08:00

I read this super lame email someone I didn`t know sent me (I have lots of unknown people in my msn, I am always so lazy to delete them away), had nothing better to do and figured that since my blog is so dead, I posted it;

A housewife takes a lover home during the day, while her husband is at work.
Unbeknown to her, her 9 year old son was hiding in the closet.
Her husband came home unexpectedly, so she hid her lover in the closet.

The boy now has a company.

Boy: "Dark in here."
Man: "Yes it is."
Boy: "I have a baseball."
Man: "That's nice."
Boy: "Want to buy it?"
Man: "No, thanks."
Boy: "My dad's outside.
Man: "OK, how much?"
Boy: "$250."

In the next few weeks, it happened again that the boy and his mum's lover are in the closet together.

Boy: "Dark in here."
Man: "Yes, it is."
Boy: "I have a baseball glove."
Man: "How much?"
Boy: "$750."
Man: "Fine."

A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your gloves son. Let's go outside and toss the baseball."

Boy: "I can't. I sold them."
Father: "How much did you sell them for?"
Boy: "$1,000."
Father: "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that. It's way more than the actual cost! I'm going to take you to church and make you confess."

They go to church and the father alerts the priest, and makes the little boy sit in the confession booth.

Boy: "Dark in here."
Priest: "Don't start that shit again!"

If you didn`t get that joke, you are as stupid as shit.

2008-09-09T20:03:00.000+08:00

I lost one of my couple rings last friday and almost cried. I was in the basement of my grandmother house switching on the computer. I took out both of my rings and placed them on the computer table. My hand then accidentally swept them down and they dropped on the floor. I proceeded to pick my rose gold ring off the floor but I couldn`t find the switcharoo ring.

I thought it wouldn`t matter as surely can find the other one as I dropped it in the room and not outside. So I slowly began to search. The basement is not very big, it is just 2 times bigger than my bedroom. But after 10 minutes or so, I panicked. I called Xiao V and my younger brother to help me find.

We looked in between the sofa cushions, shifted furniture to check whether it was under anyone of them, , peered through every nook and crevices, turned over rugs but still nothing. We were like, "What the fuck sial. How could it suddenly vanish? Ghost?" We flipped over everything in the basement for at least 3 times in 2 hours until we gave up.

So weird la. How could the ring just disappear like that? And we`ve checked all the corners of the basement already but there was no sign of the ring.

I was almost on the verge of tears already because that ring had a very high sentimental value to me. But I do not cry so easily.

The next day we went AMK hub to buy a new ring. Had the name and date lasered because laser is so much more cooler.

Ater 3 days, which is today, I went back to AMK hub to collect it.

The Ring De Al`amour.

Sibei chio lorh. I can`t help but rave about it. If you don`t think it`s chio, fuck off then. Even the name of the ring sounds so chio. I`m so happy. (:

Yippie! New ring! YAY YAY YAY YAY!

2008-08-19T17:46:00.000+08:00

So 15 August came and went. Currently me and Xiao V have been together for half a year and 4 days.

Anyway I bought this for him:

Abercrombie & Fitch!

And I bought this for myself as a self-reward for lasting 6 months and many more years to come with the guy I decide I want to spend the rest of my life with:

Abercrombie & Fitch! Ok la the self-reward thing was just a lame excuse. Fine, if "materialistic = shallow" as what so many people keeps saying. Well then I guess I am shallow!

In addition to the shirt, I also made a collage for him. I copied Minyi`s style (sorry Minyi!) because hers looked so pretty. Mine turned out looking like shit though, but I still gave it to him anyway.

It`s so bloody ugly I feel like slapping myself.

He gave me a memoir that he recorded down of the first 3 days we were together and a smiling-cube plushie holding a heart.

He kept insisting that it is not a cube but a cherry plushie. Cherry?

Does this look anything like a cherry at all? It`s a SOFT TOY BOX ok baby?

His knowledge of fruits is incorrigible. I have no idea how he could have thought that cube-y plushie is a cherry. But just to save him some face I will name the cube "Cherry".

I think I`m like the sweetest girlfriend ever to have walked this earth.

2008-08-14T00:04:00.000+08:00

GOD! Guys are so infuriating sometimes, they can be so oblivious to girls` feelings!

I`m supposedly furious with Xiao V now although I don`t think I am, but I am trying to appear to. I have to pretend I am pissed off with him to torture him abit so that he`ll learn not to repeat the same mistake. HMMPHH.... who ask him take so bloody long to reply me, I bet he had completely forgotten all about me lorh by the way he keep changing his excuses. He took sooooooooooo damn long that I could feel myself aging and my boobs sagging. Ok la that was so totally a hyperbole. But I`m trying to make a point here.

Aiya whatever la. I still love Xiao V alot anyway, even though he`s so ditzy, childish and he`s like constantly living in oblivion. It`s what gives him that aura of innocence (although he is not) which I somehow find unbearably endearing and adorable.

Our half year anniversary is coming in 2 more days! Omg I can`t believe it, this year is passing by so fast.

For some reason, unknown to myself too, I got him 2 presents for the 6th month. Probably because I find it special since I`ve never lasted so long with anyone else before. And I will continue loving him until my very last breath.

Eeeeeyer. So corny. Just typing that made my hair stand on ends.

I`ll reveal what the presents are after I`ve given him.

2008-08-06T14:17:00.000+08:00

I want! So cute! I shall name her Baby Cheri. (:

She looks so much more realistic than my other doll.

I`m crazy over these reborn baby dolls nowadays.

And I`m not a spendthrift horh. These dolls are so investable. You buy one at say, $100, next time it can fetch up to at least $1000. At least in the United States larh because Singaporeans are too stingy and money-minded to want to spend such money on work of arts. Art is mostly appreciated by the angmohs while majority of the asians are too narrow-minded to be appreciating anything.

The only thing on asians` minds (mostly concerning the older generation) is to "make big money", "make big money" and "make big money". So no life man. I don`t believe in reincarnation. You only live life once and whats so enjoyable about stressing yourself out everyday, working to the wee hours of the morning to earn money that you don`t even bear to spend?

You might never know when you`re going to die. Don`t "Choy! Touch wood!" me horh. Life really very unpredicatable one leh. One minute you might be crossing the road junction and you see a car travelling at the speed of light in your direction and the next minute for all you know, you might be singing with the angels in the heavens up above.

I know alot of people say behind my back, "That Cheryl always think she very rich like that always anyhow spend money." Don`t lie ok! I`ve heard more than one of you people saying that already!

I am not rich neither am I trying to act rich. I just want to be happy while I can. If buying of branded goods and spending money on useless stuff makes me happy but broke, why not? It`s better than having tons of money and being a miser. Even if there is an afterlife, heaven or hell you can`t bring along the money you`ve saved throughout your lifetime to wherever your spirit goes.

Live for the moment larh. Aiyo. To think that although the older generation have lived for more years than us they still can`t grasp and understand the concept of of life.

Yayness! The Abercrombie & Fitch shirts I have ordered for me and Xiao V have just arrived. Like I said, who cares how much it costs? Just as long as I`m happily living my life to the fullest.

2008-07-31T00:05:00.000+08:00

I made chocolates to give to Xiao V today! It`s for no special occasion though. I just felt like making it for him since I have so much free time at home. So earlier today, I got my mother to bring me to Thomson Plaza`s Fairprice to get the required ingredients.

I made a batch for my family to eat too. However, I ended up eating most of them.

I am such a sweet girlfriend, a filial daughter and a good sister. Although the batch for my family I decorate until like shit because I never put the heart into doing it. But at least I made for them ok! Better than nothing right!

2008-07-29T16:44:00.000+08:00

I simply just don`t get it.

In Singapore, when a pretty girl has makeup on and dresses sexily with high heels, she is immediately labelled by other fellow Singaporeans as a slut. Singaporean aunties will scan her up and down with disgusted looks on their faces as if they are more superior than the pretty girl in many ways. Singaporean uncles will ogle very openly, some gutsy ones even will run up next to her and shamelessly peer down her cleavage.

Dressing scantily doesn`t mean that one is a prostitute.

Why is it in Singapore when pretty girls show a little more skin than usual they are called sluts? Whereas compared to China or Taiwan, the chiobuhs who dress sexily are referred to as "辣妹(hot chick)", that sounds waaaaaay much better than "slut".

I think it is highly probable that the Singaporean women (mostly ugly aunties and fat-as-shit girls) are secretly jealous that these pretty ladies have the figure to wear sexy clothes while they don`t but just die die don`t want to admit it. So as to console themselves, they call the pretty girls prostitutes. Yo seriously, I find it fucking pathetic. Just because the aunties and fat girls are butt-ugly, it doesn`t give them the right to anyhow label a chiobu as a prostitute.

Normally when gorgeous, classy, sexily-clad ladies totter pass in their high-heels, people will look and so many times I have seen the aunties and fatass girls shooting them distasteful glares. So many times I have heard them whispering unnecessarily to their friend, "Slut" with a not so conspicuous jerk of head in the said chiobu direction. So many times their friend would turn up her lip and nod in agreement.

Good gracious you ugly-bag-of-crap Singaporean women! As I always say, "Stop the hating and start the loving!" (Actually I don`t always say that, this is the first time I`ve came up with it. But thought that it would be impactful-ish to add that in.) Pretty things are meant to be admired, not hate!

I can`t judge for the uncles though. Maybe they are just being normal guys. You know what with the constantly raging hormones regardless of their age, and following the instincts of their *ahem* tool. Yes, I know I am being very sexist with the previous statement, but haha I don`t care! Go fuck a cow.

2008-07-23T18:28:00.000+08:00

This is my precious little Baby Candy! She`s so adorable!

On a different note, pyschologist test came out today. It proved I had ADHD (attention deficit hyperactive disorder). HAHA! SUCK ON THAT TCH!

Don`t worry. This doesn`t mean I am certified mentally retarded or what.

ADHD does not mean I am retarded ok you retards!

ADHD in a nutshell means that I have a very low attention span, super restless and defiant for no apparent reason. The pyschologist told me that my bad temper and rash actions is not due to attitude problem but are signs of ADHD.

TCH just got proven wrong! I can`t wait to see his reaction when he sees the report and knows I really got attention deficit! Maybe next time that old joke will think twice before anyhow diagnosising whether a pupil have a disorder or not. Perhaps he`ll make one last feeble attempt to prove himself right. Maybe he would suggest that I cheated on the test or something. It`s not possible anyway though because they tested me not only on my attention span, but also on alot of other things as well. So I won`t know which parts I am supposed to cheat on.

Just now when I looked at the report, a mixture of feelings overwhelmed me. It took me around 5 minutes before I could register what the pychologist was saying to me. I instantly felt elated that I have ADHD because I could prove TCH wrong but at the same time I felt so out-casted. This means I`m different from others.

But I recovered later on because I thought it over and it is not really that big a deal. It`s just that my ability to concentrate for a period of time is lesser than other normal people. It`s not as if I`m missing a left boob or whatever. And everybody is somewhat different right? That`s what makes the world such an exciting place to live in.

2008-07-20T23:13:00.000+08:00

HAH! I`VE YET TO RETURN TO SCHOOL! KNOW WHY?! Because that day when I had a talk with TCH, I simply said I didn`t want to. And it is so obvious almost all of the teachers in YTSS read my blog. They let out so many tell-tale signs. God their IQ is so low.

Anyway, the talk. TCH`s english is damn hilarious lorh. I told him I got attention deficit. Then he went, "No. You do not haf the ad-att-af.. attendance something or wadevar."

I had to bite on my lip until it drew blood to stop myself from bursting out laughing in his face. Not out of politeness though, but because I wanted the talk to quickly end.

He then asked me, "Do you really want to come back to this school anot? Don`t think what your father wanting for you. I just want to know what you really feeling. If you want, we are ready to forgive you and talk about how we can do to help you. If you dowan then we can end this talk here. So how?"

Me: "I don`t want".

The as-stupid-as-ever TCH: "Dowan what?"

Me: "I don`t want to come back to school la. I still want to continue private tuitioning."

He was then speechless for a few minutes because that brainless old faggot obviously thought I would beg the school to let me come back. He can continue dreaming. I thought he was going to let me go off already but he started talking again for another 45 minutes. Wtf. So not a man of his words.

He keeps insisting that I would fail my O Level if I continue private tuitioning. I asked him how is he so sure. He said because my tutors would not know the syllabus and that our school teachers are the best at teaching.

Lanjiao lorh. What nonsense is that. I`ve never met another person who argues as retardedly as him.

I can never forget the stupidest line that came from him. Probably the stupidest thing I have ever heard in my whole life. It is, "Don`t argue with me, I`m always right."

Nice talking with you my dear Vice Principal.