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Tuesday, January 27, 2009
but when the rhapsody plays; it takes my breath away


CNY is my most favourite festive season of all because I'll be getting to do 2 things that I love best; eat like crazy and of course collecting money.

However this year's economy is bad and everyone's angbaos have reduced considerably compared to last year's. Goddammit.

On a different note... FAT IS THE NEW SKINNY!!! WHOOOO FATS!

5:11:00 AM

Saturday, January 24, 2009
but when the rhapsody plays; it takes my breath away

Went out with Huili Jiejie on 22nd January. We walked around Orchard, drooled over some Chanel bags, scoffed at the people queuing up outside Louis Vuitton and I bought 2 pairs of slutty shorts.

And Huili bought me a shirt! So sweet of her! Thank you sister, love you lots!

10:21:00 PM

Monday, January 19, 2009
but when the rhapsody plays; it takes my breath away

I read The New Paper just now and realised that there is this permanent body modification method called Scarification (sorry la I know I very suaku). So I went to google it.

There are different ways to carry out scarification. There is the slicing with a razor blade like self-multilation, this I can deal with because it's not really that pain. But the extreme ways like burning the skin or clamping the skin and then slicing the whole damn thing off is just plain disgusting.

There is this girl who went to have a bamboo tree scarred on her back;

In the process of getting it done.

That's the skin that has been sliced off her freaking back. They look more like maggots or pork rinds don't they?

God. She's crazy. Why can't she just fucking tattoo that in red ink? I bet my ass it'll be a lot more cheaper, less painful and less time-consuming to get the work done.

More photos of scarifications;

Despite myself, I have to admit this one is so damn pretty. She got the image of a butterfly scarred and then had green ink tattooed in so that it'll look 3D.

Urgh. Now this one just takes the cake.

What the fuck happened to good old fashioned tattooing?

1:23:00 AM

Monday, January 12, 2009
but when the rhapsody plays; it takes my breath away

I know almost everyone who passed their O Levels are boasting about their results in their blog and whatever. But I`m not going to blog about something that is so boring, trivial and useless about results. I want to blog about something more important and useful.

In case you`re being extra skeptical, no it`s not because I did badly so I`m too ashamed to blog about my results, I just find that at this period of time, blogging about it so damn boring. I went to my other friends` blogs and most of them ranted on and on about their results, how happy they are and all the effort they put in finally paid off, or they didn`t study for it at all (which is such an obvious lie, since if they didn`t study for it, it goes to show that they don`t care, and if they don`t care why the fuck would they keep raving about their results?) and still got good grades (clearly trying to pathetically hint that they are very smart by nature).

All I`m going to say is that I did much better than I had expected. I thought it was a sure fail. But I guess Cambridge will try as hard as they can to pass us.

So here it goes, something that is of utmost importance to the world....


Because seriously, the world would be such a dull and lifeless place if they were no hot guys.... well at least for girls, gays and ahguas, but that`s the majority!

#1. Jiro Wang Dong Cheng from Fahrenheit


He is so undeniably hot! I can`t help grinning from ear-to-ear whenever I so happen to catch sight of any of his photos.
Jiro Wang is sooooooo cute! And I love his smile, his adorable smile, oh god how I love that alluring smile, even though if it`s just a photo, it`s still able to make me grin retardedly away for a few moments.

But let me make one thing clear, he is not my idol and I`m not one of those crazy-ass fangirls. I just think that Jiro is hot that`s all, I`m not so extreme as to fantasize about him all day long.
I have not seen Fahrenheit live before, let alone did I went to their concert in Singapore during December 2008 to join in with those insane, screaming, crying fangirls of theirs.

I find it extremely pathetic to make someone your idol or to be a fan, it`s so no-life, that person is after all only a normal, fragile human being like you and me, just that he/she might be better-looking and more talented than most people. He/She is not God, does not posess magical powers, can`t create or destroy life. Human beings are all equal, why do you want to worship someone who is your equal? It is so degrading.

Anyway back to the hot guys...

#2. Robert Pattinson as Edward Cullen from Twilight

The fact that he starred as Edward Cullen made him 4 times hotter. The Twilight Series, written by Stephenie Meyer had portrayed this vampire to be perfect and flawless in every single way; he is extremely hot, has hundreds of girls swooning over him, can speak a variety of languages fluently, has loads of money (probably a multi-billionaire from references from the book), his skin sparkles like diamonds in the sunlight, cooks like a chef even though he does not eat human food (he only drinks animal blood), has nearly impenetrable skin, is extremely considerate and caring to his human girlfriend, etc etc etc.

However, Robert Pattinson did not use to be as hot as now compared to a few years back.

Guess who?

He was Cedric Diggory in the Harry Potter movie.
Some people still found him hot as Cedric Diggory, but I don`t. I only find him hot now. Weirdly, Pattinson`s younger, unhotter self somehow reminds me of Leehao`s sickening, pervertic face, just that Leehao is uglier of course, and have like a thousand moles on his face.

This is purely just my opinion of the top 2 hottest guys. Shut the fuck up if you don`t think so. I did not ask for your opinion. You need not make known to me who you think are the top 2 hottest because I don`t give a shit. Don`t make fools out of yourselves all you assholes out there.

It`s good to be a little too defensive sometimes.. it keeps people away.. and I like the peace and quiet.

10:41:00 PM

Thursday, January 08, 2009
but when the rhapsody plays; it takes my breath away

I was washing my hands in the kitchen this afternoon, looked up when I heard a flutter of wings from the garden and almost shat in my shorts.

A huge Hornbill was sitting on top of the garden wall looking around most probably for food.

So I placed a papaya on the left side of the garden wall and it hopped over to eat.

So cute! It was not afraid of humans and let me and my mother got very close to take photos. I think it must have escaped from the Jurong Bird Park or something.

I called for my dogs to come to the garden. Angel just kept looking at the bird while Honey scurried over to my lap with her tail in between her legs.

After the birdy had eaten its fill, it immediately flew off. So rude.

10:39:00 PM

but when the rhapsody plays; it takes my breath away

Went out with Minyi today.

At night in Bugis, we went to watch Lady Cop and Papa Crook. It was a total waste of 91 minutes and $7. I couldn`t figure out what was happening throughout most of the movie, and there were no hot guys. If I knew that the movie was boring, senseless and hot-guy-less, I would have gladly watched Twilight again and drool over Robert Pattinson for the whole 121 minutes.

The last time I saw Minyi was on prom night which was 3rd December 08. This stupid girl no initiative one leh. I always have to be the one to arrange our outings. Anyway I missed her so much! Today was another successful day of ogling at her beautiful and massive cleavage. YIPPEE!

3:21:00 AM


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