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Sunday, March 29, 2009
but when the rhapsody plays; it takes my breath away

Lucky bastard.

Weicong: "MINE!"

Cheryl: "Teh neh neh with me!"
Everyone: "NO!"
They are such spoilsports. For god's sake it's just a statue.

Had such a blast at Haw Par Villa even though the weather was so goddamn sweltering hot, it did not help that all of us coincidentally wore black too, everyone's bodies were absorbing and radiating heat like crazy. I was so happy last night when Weicong told me that my beloved Huili agreed to come along with us too.

We left around 4pm and went to Vivo City.

Huili and I were caught frenching our tongues off.

Ate subway, slacked around, Perry had too much money so he went to order a hugeass KFC family combo for us and practically shoved the food down our throats, slacked around again then proceeded home.

12:25:00 AM

Friday, March 27, 2009
but when the rhapsody plays; it takes my breath away

This week is flying by amazingly fast. Probably because I keep fretting over the assignments' approaching datelines.

Going out on saturday with Weicong, Perry, and hopefully, Huili. Huili, are you trying to MIA? If you are, don't la. Stop wallowing in self pity and pick yourself up girl.

And we're planning on going to Haw Par Villa. I've not been there since I was 6 years old. And the best part is that admisson is free!!! WHEEEEEEEEEEE!!! I know I may sound like a cheapskate, but my shopping sprees have left a hole in my pocket and I still owe my father a huge sum of money, so I've no choice but to save.

Need to remind myself to bring an umbrella and get Perry-the-hairless to hold it for me everywhere I go like a spoilt bimbo. I'm scared of the sun and the sun these few days have been blazing hot. I'm not going to let any sun dampen my mood on that day, turn me bitchy and spoil the outing with my boys. Fuck you, sun.

I've so got to stop procrastinating on my assignments.

5:18:00 AM

Monday, March 23, 2009
but when the rhapsody plays; it takes my breath away

I love this music video. The 陳雷(Chen Lei) guy is one super cool dude. I love the way he looks when he sings, so hot, oh and the way he dances! Makes me swoon to the heavens.

I've recently just acquired a gay best friend. He's a handsome devil called Benjamin.

11:14:00 PM

Sunday, March 22, 2009
but when the rhapsody plays; it takes my breath away

Copied straight off from Benjamin's blog;

something really epic to share.

i was chatting with one of my classmate on msn and i threw her an IQ question.

here goes:

"I was carried into a dark room, and set on fire. I wept, and then my head was cut off. What am I? "

initally she told me the answer was "dead!" which is obviously wrong.

then she came up with a new answer which owned the shit outta me!!

this is what she said:
"penis. it went into a dark room, was set on fire (as in a phrase for shiokness), cried (the xiao come out) and then the head was cut off (because it shrank back)"

Cheryl Teo YOU OWNS!!!!!!!

Way to tell the whole world I am dirty minded, Ben.

But I am so not. I just happen to have a very high IQ so I can think up logical answers that no one else can. Apparently, the correct answer is Candle. After all the candle answer does not really totally answer the question, the "set on fire" and "wept" does make sense but the "head was cut off" part was just senseless because candles don't have heads. On the other hand.. penises.........

Just take it that I am smart both scientifically and mentally.

5:21:00 PM

but when the rhapsody plays; it takes my breath away

Went to kbox with the sea creatures just now, other than Huili I have not seen the rest in ages! Had such a fun outing with them and the time passed by so bloody fast. Got home at 12am.

Don't feel like writing anymore... I feel very sian looking at the above photo, my arms and thighs are so goddamn fat! I should really start on that vegetarian diet that I keep yapping about.

Sea creatures, let's go out again soon dears!

Oh my god, for my mass comm, I have only completed 1 assignment and I have no idea what the other 4 assignments are about. And the dateline is looming. I want to do, so that I can pass this diploma, but I don't want to do also leh because so sian.

Fuck this stressing shit. Shall go window shopping online.

1:04:00 PM

Friday, March 20, 2009
but when the rhapsody plays; it takes my breath away

I've had a really shitty day today. Don't be fooled by the above photo that I'm happy, it was taken a year ago. Started the morning with massive stomach cramps that got me writhing around my bed with pain, even then my father still forced me to go to school, what an unfeeling, money-faced asshole, he didn't even ask how severe the stomach cramps were like how any other normal, caring father would.

Luckily the cramps subsided on my way to school, if not, I would've been super cranky and bitchy in class. The excruciating pain started up again when I got home after lessons were over. Why is God torturing me?

Xiao V came to find me at night because he wanted to talk to me. I refused to come down from my room and instead, smsed him that it was over. I felt so suffocated with him, I am only 17 years old and I have no freedom! I'm not going to let my youth waste away! I'm already getting enough of this kind of shit with my parents that I'm soooo close to breaking down and attempting suicide again, and like it's not enough, let's add some more unduly stress and restriction in the form of a boyfriend so that Cheryl might go mental and hahaha-we-can-have-her-all-to-ourselves!

Screw you all motherbangers who refuse me my freedom. You people are all fucked in the head. I'M FUCKING 17 YOU CUNTS! WHAT'S WITH THE 12-YEAR-OLD KIDDY CURFEW?!

On a happier note, I have an excuse for myself to splurge all my money on shopping. After all, retail therapy is so much cheaper than paying to see a psychiatrist or a counselor.

Yay! Go on fucking parental cunts and make Cheryl suicidal!

10:53:00 PM

Wednesday, March 11, 2009
but when the rhapsody plays; it takes my breath away

I slept around 4am last night and woke up at 7am to prepare for school. Which meant I had only 3 hours of sleep. I felt like dying when I was forced to wake up. Met up with Huili Jie after school, we walked around Marina Square and Suntec City. We went to Suntec City's Toys R' Us to play with their hula-hoops since we were bored out of our minds (don't judge me).

There was this young female staff who kept telling us that no photos are allowed. I wonder who shoved a stick up her ass. But who gives a fuck anyway... we just continued taking photos.

We then went home around 5pm because I was too overwhelmed with fatigue, I felt as though I was going to faint anytime due to exhaustion. I wouldn't mind fainting in the shopping centre if there were any hot guys around, hell I would even pretend to faint and dramatically fall into their arms. Preferably Jiro Wang's arms. But alas, Singapore is filled with hideous guys, as I repeat myself from time to time.

Seriously though, why are there so few good-looking Singaporean men? Many of them looked like they've been hit in the face with a lorry, either that or they have millions of huge-ass craters on their face it's as though they have this flesh-eating disease that's chomping away chunks of their face. Urghh. I wince everytime I see moh-peng guys, I find it extremely gross... How do they even look at the mirror without slashing their wrists? Like dude, you have holes in your fucking face, are you waiting for maggots to nestle inside those holes and lay eggs so that you can have squirmy baby maggots living inside your face along with papa maggot and mama maggot? Not cool man.

Caught up with my sleep upon reaching home. Zonked out til 9pm when my mother started shrieking my name. I hate it when she does that. She will shriek it in a very annoying tone and if I don't shout back a reply she will continue shrieking her ass off like a banshee.

This week is passing by excruciatingly slow.

10:55:00 PM

Tuesday, March 10, 2009
but when the rhapsody plays; it takes my breath away

1 assignment down, 4 more to go. URGHHHH!!! I heard stress in our early stages of life could lead to breast cancer when we get older, oh my god then if I get it I would have to amputate my boobies to prevent the cancer from spreading to more parts of my body! So not sexy.. I would rather let the cancer cells spread and to die in pain than to cut off my boobies and die a natural death without boobies. Hey I realised I like the sound of that word.... BOOOOOOOBIES.

School started on the 23rd of March and already in the first week, multiple assignments were thrown in our faces which we would have to hand up within a month's time. But it's ok though, there is alot of freedom. the lecturers are really nice and my classmates are very friendly. Too bad MDIS does not have any drool-worthy guys, then again, Singapore's guys are all so un-hot so I guess that does not make a difference. Huh silly me.

That's Siwei's stupid hand blocking my angelic face. I gave up taking personal photos after Siwei kept shoving her boney hand infront of my face.

Some photos of sexy Honey;

This dog is getting from bad to worse. Just this morning I was woken up by her whimpering consistently outside my room. I opened my bedroom door and found her standing at the staircase looking down. When she saw me, she ran to me, put her paws on my legs then ran to the staircase and looked at me pleadingly. Stupid dog woke me up so that I would carry her down to the living room where Angel and my father was. What the hell it's like she has no legs of her own.

Honey is spoilt rotten and it is just so damn adorable. This little princess has to sleep in an air-conditioned room too. If I so happen to turn it off during the night, she would wake up and give me her sad face which is completely irresistable so I would switch on the air-con again and shiver myself to sleep. I am too lazy to list down all her other royal treatments.

God, I'm getting fat. I'm considering going on a vegetarian diet for awhile. But I don't know if I have the discipline to carry it out, because I absolutely love the taste of meat.. especially beef. HOOORAY FOR KOBE BEEF. Got to love those cows!

12:18:00 AM

Sunday, March 01, 2009
but when the rhapsody plays; it takes my breath away

I have no idea why some people get their panties all in twists over some things that are beyond their control. What's the use of flying into a rage over some things that they can't change? It's just a waste of time and energy and it just goes to show how low their IQs really are. They can keep screaming and hurling profanities for hours on end and at the end of the day nothing's changed has it?

I'll give an example but I'll twist and tweak the situation up a few notches so that I can truely show why those people whom get all incensed over things that are not within their means of altering are nincompoops. Observe;

WHAT IN THE NAME OF ROYAL FUCK-NESS MAN! Why the hell is this ugly-ass PLANT NOT A RACCOON?! DAMN YOU TO HELL YOU BLOODY BIRD'S NEST FERN! Oh so you think you're extremely clever, reproducing just by dispersing your millions and millions of spores without lifting a finger (or leaf)? WELL FUCK YOU LITTLE CUNT OF A PLANT YOU HEAR ME?! Do you think you are superior to that of a raccoon? NO YOU ARE NOT! Raccoons are cute and cuddly, while you look like a green pile of shit. When raccoons want to reproduce and make little baby raccoons, the reproducing part for them would be very shiok. Fuck you if you still don't wish to be a raccoon you pile of shit, I hope the caterpillars eat and shit on your leaves you ferny fuckhead.

Now, the above example shows that no matter how infuriated I become, even if I've stomped all over it, the plant would still remain a plant. Getting all hot and tempered does a big fat nothing now does it?

Anyway, I have nothing against plants, I was just trying to make a point here. I do not hate plants, it would be awfully lame and not to mention pointless to hold a grudge against plants. Speaking of plants, are fruits grouped into the category of plants too? I suppose they are, considering how all strawberries have a tuft of leaves growing out from their tops (sort of reminds me of pubic hair). I love strawberries but hate the taste of that fruit though, it tastes like armpits. You know how men's armpits tend to emit an odour, and that odour has a very sourish, unpleasant smell? Yeah, strawberries are that sour to me. I just like strawberries because they have a very appealing appearance about them, I think they are kind of beautiful in a I-don't-know-why-also way.

Look, prettaaayyyyeee...

I do not like this though, this one is fugly and kinds of freaks me out a little.

What the hell am I talking about? I'm totally diverting away from my original topic. So just to make a long story short, the moral of this blog-post is;

Do not stand beside an extremely sweaty/obese man whose armpits are exposed. Don't say I didn't warn you, the stench is enough to drive anyone to suicide. True story.

4:10:00 PM


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