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Monday, August 24, 2009
but when the rhapsody plays; it takes my breath away

The lack of updates was due to an important commitment I had to fulfill, that is;


Her name is Clarise. And she's such a little bundle of joy. Whenever she wakes up from her sleep, she will give soft squeals and squeaks. I can just sit in a spot without moving, look at her sleep for hours and I wouldn't get bored at all.

I've been keeping my pregnancy under wraps these past 10 months because I did not wish for my baby to be in the centre of criticism while she was still in my womb, after all I'm only 17. I know I'm always going on and on and on about how I don't care what other people think of me, but this here is another life. Call me superstitious, but I did not want to tempt fate and jinx Clarise.

I'm a hot mum and officially a MILF!

I swear that everything I've said is the truth, except for the part where I mentioned that Clarise is my baby.

Clarise is actually my maternal auntie's baby. The photos were taken in celebration of Clarise's 1-month-old birthday,which was held on the 22nd of August.

If you really did believe that I gave birth, you must be seriously retarded, or you don't know me well. People who really understand me, would know that I'm frequently up to these kinds of nonsense or that even if I really did give birth, I wouldn't give my baby such an average and ordinary name as Clarise.

The moment when I laid eyes on Clarise, my maternal instincts started raging like crazy (it's either maternal instincts, or that spoilt part of me that always wish to possess something/someone which I have developed a liking for). Over these few days, I've been pestering my parents to adopt a baby for me. My father suggested (jokingly) that he would get a China mistress to give birth to a baby for me, but I don't want a half Singaporean, half China baby! My mother said that if she was given a choice she would rather adopt a baby than a dog, which was so not answering my question to whether she would help ME adopt a baby.

GAH! I WANT A BABY! But I do not want to personally give birth because I heard that the 10 months before giving birth would be hell, and the giving birth process is pure torture. Not only that, but I would lose my figure as well. I know I no boobs la, shaddap. I'm talking about figure as in other parts of my body with the exception of my non-existent bosom.

And as for the lack of updates part, I'm just too bored, too lazy and too busy.

9:25:00 PM

Sunday, August 02, 2009
but when the rhapsody plays; it takes my breath away

Finally after weeks and weeks of procrastination, all of us managed to wake up on time / didn't have something on to make it to the Zoo today.

My legs feel so sore now. I have not been walking such long distances for eons already. Since Sec 3 I guess, when me and Minyi were coerced into laser sessions after some no-life loser told on us to the Discipline Master that we had tattoos. We'll always get 2 weeks of MC for P.E after each laser session, but because the MC is handwritten, we'll change it to a much longer period. By then when our "edited" MCs have expired, it was also time for our next laser session anyway. So everytime during P.E where the P.E teachers (who are forever too lazy to entertain us with games) make all the students run 2.4km, me and Minyi would be slacking around that area bitching and laughing over bimbotic stuff.

Somehow, even though I had to go through the excruciating pain of my 5 tattoo laser sessions, honestly, I've not regretted getting that tattoo done at all (okay, maybe I would've tend to regret during the lasering process, but that probably was because the pain was too intense and I was not in a stable state of mind, I was being conquered by the agony of it, but I could think properly after that although the fresh and bleeding wound was still tormentingly burning like a motherfucker).
Firstly, why I did not regret is because I detest P.E.
Secondly, I do not live my life in regrets, I need to make mistakes just so that I can really learn from them.
Lastly, when it healed, it turned out looking like I did scarification. And scarification although gross and idiotic, is cool and intrepid.

Fuck you, you are just jealous that I have a very charming and alluring sense of recklessness and audaciousness. I am so unambiguously NOT immatured or irrational, YOU are just a meek and weak coward.


I didn't really have the mood to blog a new post all this time because I'm lazy and have been going out every single day to have fun, and to constantly update my blog is something so frivolous and fun-time-consuming I have been studying for my upcoming exams like mad, I simply have no time.

So, no photos. Unless I feel like it some other day. Or maybe I won't feel like it.

4:50:00 AM


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