Saturday, October 23, 2010
♥ but when the rhapsody plays; it takes my breath away ♥
That's right bitches! My blog's back from the grave.
What with Halloween coming and all, thought that I would post a little about my experiences with Halloween to get with the festivity.
Who doesn't like Halloween? Unless you live under a rock and still think that the "wheel" is the latest invention. I loved it as a kid. My cluster housing (or as people would understand if I said it's like a condo, with security guards, a swimming pool and a gym just that instead of having high-rise buildings, all the units are landed properties) is home to many caucasians and every year some dude would issue Halloween pamphlets to the neighbours stating that for those who wants to take part in Halloween have to paste this picture of a jack-o-lantern that's included in the pamphlet on their front door, so kids would know which house they could go to trick-or-treat and which houses they're supposed to leave the fuck alone. That's right leave the uncivilised, tight-assed, pussy-churning asian fucker alone under his rock, kids, you might never know what those mandarin-speaking bastards will do, if they clearly indicate that they don't want to celebrate Halloween on their front door, they really really really do not want to. God forbid they might shoot a string of uncouth, nasty Hokkien vulgarities at you. You would think that at least if they wanted to scream obscenities, they would do it the right, classy way in the right, proper language without making themselves look like a ludicrous shrieking, fucking fool of a baboon.
I was in primary school then when I experienced my first halloween. It was my dad who coerced me into doing it. Initially I didn't want to, I felt it was really baby-ish, that time I thought that I was all grown up.. you know.. "2 Cool 4 School" kinda shit, but he kept persuading me to dress up. I think it's because secretly he wants to dress up too but it'll be dumb as shit if there was this middle-aged chinese dude walking around dressed like a vampire or something without the pretense of having a kid by his side. Eventually I gave in. I went as an angel. He happily drove to some costume store and bought angel wings for me plus this full Scream costume for himself, bunny ears for Angel (that time I only had Angel, Honey was not borned yet) and some other miscellanous halloween gear.
I forgot what my younger brother wore but he came along with me while I went trick-or-treating with Angel the bunny-dog by my side. I think my father wore some costume and was cycling around the estate. Lame.
At the end of the day, WOAH MAN, there was so much candy! I totally did not regret it at all. Every day I was bringing handfuls of candy to school to share with my friends and it lasted for a year. Imagine how much candy I had collected during Halloween.
Subsequently, I missed out on all the rest of the Halloweens after that because final-year-exams be it in primary school or secondary school fell near Halloween. Boohoo.
We didn't have any photos taken of that time I dressed up for halloween because I was really camera-shy back then.
I don't get it with clubs. What they fuck do they do when it's Halloween? Hang a little fake spider webs here and there, publicise to mindless clubber fucks to dress up and have a "spooktacular" night when everything they do is the same as it is before compared to other clubbing nights just that people are dressed up as.. stuff. That's all?
HALLOWEEN IS ALL ABOUT THE FREE UNLIMITED CANDY! WHY ELSE WOULD YOU WANNA DRESS UP FOR YOU TARDS?
"OHHH LOOK AT ME! I AM GONNA SPEND MILLIONS OF BUCKS ON THIS COSTUME AND THEN I'M GONNA BE A DUMB SLUT TO PAY THE CLUB TO LET ME IN SO THAT I CAN LET GUYS FEEL ME UP, TOUCH MY ASS, & SPASM ON THE DANCE FLOOR WITH ALL THE OTHER STUPID FUCKERS PRESSED UP AND SPASMING ALONG TOO DUE TO THE LACK OF SPACE. I AM SO FUCKING COOL." - Imaginary clubber whore.
Yeah. Wow. Thanks imaginary clubber whore, what a revolutional statement, I completely get it now.
More imaginary clubber whores & douchebags just mean more candy for the true, blue traditional Halloweeners!
I'm not going trick-or-treating this year again though. Wanted to go as a bunny but did not order my costume in advance. And I won't settle for anything else.
As a relation to Halloween, here are a few photos of something I've always been morbidly fascinated by since I saw them as a kid when I was around 11 years old in a comic-book store at Bugis Junction where my comic-book geek brothers would usually frequent with me tagging along, but have been forbidden to ever buy it if not Dad says he'll kick me out of the house. Dad is really big on the whole Christianity thing and he thinks that those dolls are satanic. Well.. so here's some of my favourite Living Dead Dolls.
1) Sabbatha Blood (Variant)
2) Sin (Ressurection)
3) Posey
4) Dollie Posey
Hell no, I'm not trying to act all rebellious and dark like some dipshits that think acting like this would deem them as cool. But there's this certain disturbing trait about them that attracts me, there's like this sinister cuteness to them and I'm sure I'm not the only one that thinks so.
Here are some tips on how you can have a happy, fun and enjoyable Halloween!
1) Don't go clubbing on Halloween.
2) Dress up and go trick-or-treating.
3) Try sneaking into ang-mo infested estates to do your trick-or-treating. (One ang-mo infested estate where they celebrate Halloween like Christmas every year would be my estate, Horizon Green)
4) Remember to bring a bag to store the candies.
And the most important tip of all that must not be forgotten..
5) Buy the variant Sabbatha Blood doll and deliver it to me while trick-or-treating in my estate.
Happy early Halloween!
Fuck you if you don't follow my 5 important tips, you have no fucking life, go get your ass impaled upon your mum's hairy fist.
Labels: Halloween, Living Dead Dolls, Trick-or-Treat
♥ 3:14:00 AM ♥
Friday, October 22, 2010
♥ but when the rhapsody plays; it takes my breath away ♥
Honey's extremely spoilt rotten but she can be as sweet as.. well, honey, when cirsumstances call for it.
Dad told me that just now when I was not at home, Angel accidentally fractured/sprained her paw. She started screaming at the top of her lungs continuously. Poor Angel.. She has a really high treshold for pain, she does not scream when she's in pain, she merely growls a little, everytime she gets her annual vaccination when the needle goes into her it's as if she doesn't even feel it, while Honey either shrieks or flinches when she gets vaccinated. But Angel screamed this time, and it was ear-deafening, or so I heard from my father. So Honey got startled and she came over, Angel had her left paw pathetically held up, Honey looked at it worriedly, sniffed it, licked it, looked at Angel then repeated all those steps again and again.
Awwwwwwwwww....
Dad told me that when my family and I were having dinner at Thomson Plaza. Dad stayed back at Thomson Plaza to help out with the fish shop after dinner while Mum sent me and my younger brother home.
So when my younger brother and I reached home, we immediately wanted to take a look at Angel's paw. Poor Angel greeted us happily when we reached home but she was still in such pain, she was actually wagging her tail really vigorously but whining and crying in pain at the same time. My younger bro always likes to play really rough with my 2 dogs. So when my younger brother was just near Angel, stroking her and trying to see her paw, Honey ran up to him, jumped up and bit his nose. She then continued trying to bite him everything he came near Angel. She's so so sooo sweet. She was so afraid that he might hurt Angel further more or something.
My younger brother then went up to his room while I carried Angel up and put her on the sofa. Honey ran to their dog bowl, picked up a bone and ran back to me where I carried her on the sofa. She then placed the bone infront of Angel.
It's so weird to see her doing this because usually she's bullying Angel. Always biting Angel on the face in jealousy, snatching away Angel's bone when Angel's holding it, standing over Angel's head to attempt to gain dominance. Normally, Angel's the one being sweet towards Honey. She knows that Honey has a bad habit of only wanting her bone so whenever she bites her bone a little bit she will stand up and walk away for Honey to take. Their meals are always put on a single big metal plate where they will share from, Angel gobbles down the food while Honey will nibble at the food, look/walk around for a little bite and she will continue to nibble somemore. Angel knows this, so whenever we place their plate on the floor, Angel will just lie there while Honey eats first and Angel will join her shortly, but after gobbling down the food for awhile, Angel will walk around and lie down to let Honey eat her equal share. Only when Honey is done with eating will Angel get up to lick up the leftovers.
I have no idea why my dogs get along so well. When I brought Honey back as a puppy I did not bother to properly introduce her to Angel like how those puppy books suggested to. I just knew that I loved to place the then tiny little Honey on top of Angel much to the annoyance of the both of them. Perhaps it's an affinity between the 2 of them.
I'm so proud of Honey. I thought that she was only capable of showing affection only for me and being spoilt. It makes me so happy to know that she really concerns herself over Angel, her big sister. I always feel all warm and fuzzy inside thinking about the sweet things my precious dogs have done.
Woah did you really bother reading through this whole bimbotic, senseless but happy post? God, you have no life to want to read something as frivolous as this. But for reading this whole meaningless post, here's a reward!:
An extremely cute photo of my baby Honey smiling at the camera along with me!
Ok so that aside, why the fuck would you want to come to my blog to read an extremely embarrassing post of me being all sappy, girly and gigglish? This kind of blog posts are for me to go all schizo on myself and it's not for your fucking prying, filthy eyes to see. These are all too above you, scurry along now and go read something more suitable for scums like you.
Now fuck off you douchebag.
Just kidding.
Come on!
Why so serious?
Labels: angel, baby, cute, dogs, honey, sweet
♥ 3:41:00 AM ♥
Thursday, October 21, 2010
♥ but when the rhapsody plays; it takes my breath away ♥
Have you heard? The US Currency Rate is at an all-time low!
So the other day..:
Me: Pa, is it true that the US currency keeps going down?
Dad: Yeah. It's very low now.
Me: So it's the best opportunity to shop from the US right?
Dad: You want? Ok la let's go to the US. *Very happily* When?
Me: No. I mean from the online US shops.
Dad: What?! *Chuckles* Then no.
So I take that as a yes that he'll pay for me for my F21 bill! Since he's already so willing to fly to the US for shopping, I'll help him further by NOT flying to the US but getting my goods shipped from America to Singapore!
Seriously, my parents are enthusiasts & big fans of travelling. The first time I travelled abroad I haven't even turned 1 year-old yet! I hate travelling to other countries. People call me stupid, because travelling is considered a luxury? But fuck no. I've been to so many countries, and I don't enjoy my time at all. Most of the time I'm always sleep deprived, bored out of my mind and dragging my feet wherever I go. We have to keep rushing from places to places.
The most stressful time when I travelled ovearseas was when we had to travel through all the well known & famous destinations in Europe within 2 weeks; Rome, Greece, Italy, Venice, Switzerland, England, Paris, the Vatican City, just to name a few, I forgot the rest. Everyday we're staying at a new hotel, we had to get up at 4-5am every morning to bathe, pack up, eat a hurried breakfast and the tour guide would hustle us all hurriedly into the bus to go to another far away destination. We spent more time in the bus than touring. Fuck. Imagine the stress of staying in a different hotel every night. I had to be careful with whether I remembered to pack in all my stuff before hurriedly booking out. And we all only got like 3 hours of sleep every night. NO SLEEP GETS ME MAD! And I hate looking at scenaries. It's boring. My eyes only light up when I'm at the duty-free shops in the airport.
So yeah, travelling is totally not my thing. I'm a patriot of Singapore. Go Singapore! Win the World Cup!
WAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH! Ok, we all know that shit's not gonna happen, not even in a billion years.
So back to the US Currency Rate, right now, USD $1 = SGD $1.2990. I installed this application on my blackberry that enables me to check the live market rates every time. I've already got all the items I want from F21 piled up in my cyber basket, I'm just waiting for the right time to strike so that I can save daddy more money.
DEFLATE MORE DAMN YOU DEFLATE!
♥ 11:22:00 PM ♥
