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Saturday, October 23, 2010
but when the rhapsody plays; it takes my breath away

That's right bitches! My blog's back from the grave.

What with Halloween coming and all, thought that I would post a little about my experiences with Halloween to get with the festivity.

Who doesn't like Halloween? Unless you live under a rock and still think that the "wheel" is the latest invention. I loved it as a kid. My cluster housing (or as people would understand if I said it's like a condo, with security guards, a swimming pool and a gym just that instead of having high-rise buildings, all the units are landed properties) is home to many caucasians and every year some dude would issue Halloween pamphlets to the neighbours stating that for those who wants to take part in Halloween have to paste this picture of a jack-o-lantern that's included in the pamphlet on their front door, so kids would know which house they could go to trick-or-treat and which houses they're supposed to leave the fuck alone. That's right leave the uncivilised, tight-assed, pussy-churning asian fucker alone under his rock, kids, you might never know what those mandarin-speaking bastards will do, if they clearly indicate that they don't want to celebrate Halloween on their front door, they really really really do not want to. God forbid they might shoot a string of uncouth, nasty Hokkien vulgarities at you. You would think that at least if they wanted to scream obscenities, they would do it the right, classy way in the right, proper language without making themselves look like a ludicrous shrieking, fucking fool of a baboon.

I was in primary school then when I experienced my first halloween. It was my dad who coerced me into doing it. Initially I didn't want to, I felt it was really baby-ish, that time I thought that I was all grown up.. you know.. "2 Cool 4 School" kinda shit, but he kept persuading me to dress up. I think it's because secretly he wants to dress up too but it'll be dumb as shit if there was this middle-aged chinese dude walking around dressed like a vampire or something without the pretense of having a kid by his side. Eventually I gave in. I went as an angel. He happily drove to some costume store and bought angel wings for me plus this full Scream costume for himself, bunny ears for Angel (that time I only had Angel, Honey was not borned yet) and some other miscellanous halloween gear.

I forgot what my younger brother wore but he came along with me while I went trick-or-treating with Angel the bunny-dog by my side. I think my father wore some costume and was cycling around the estate. Lame.

At the end of the day, WOAH MAN, there was so much candy! I totally did not regret it at all. Every day I was bringing handfuls of candy to school to share with my friends and it lasted for a year. Imagine how much candy I had collected during Halloween.

Subsequently, I missed out on all the rest of the Halloweens after that because final-year-exams be it in primary school or secondary school fell near Halloween. Boohoo.

We didn't have any photos taken of that time I dressed up for halloween because I was really camera-shy back then.

I don't get it with clubs. What they fuck do they do when it's Halloween? Hang a little fake spider webs here and there, publicise to mindless clubber fucks to dress up and have a "spooktacular" night when everything they do is the same as it is before compared to other clubbing nights just that people are dressed up as.. stuff. That's all?

HALLOWEEN IS ALL ABOUT THE FREE UNLIMITED CANDY! WHY ELSE WOULD YOU WANNA DRESS UP FOR YOU TARDS?

"OHHH LOOK AT ME! I AM GONNA SPEND MILLIONS OF BUCKS ON THIS COSTUME AND THEN I'M GONNA BE A DUMB SLUT TO PAY THE CLUB TO LET ME IN SO THAT I CAN LET GUYS FEEL ME UP, TOUCH MY ASS, & SPASM ON THE DANCE FLOOR WITH ALL THE OTHER STUPID FUCKERS PRESSED UP AND SPASMING ALONG TOO DUE TO THE LACK OF SPACE. I AM SO FUCKING COOL." - Imaginary clubber whore.

Yeah. Wow. Thanks imaginary clubber whore, what a revolutional statement, I completely get it now.

More imaginary clubber whores & douchebags just mean more candy for the true, blue traditional Halloweeners!

I'm not going trick-or-treating this year again though. Wanted to go as a bunny but did not order my costume in advance. And I won't settle for anything else.


As a relation to Halloween, here are a few photos of something I've always been morbidly fascinated by since I saw them as a kid when I was around 11 years old in a comic-book store at Bugis Junction where my comic-book geek brothers would usually frequent with me tagging along, but have been forbidden to ever buy it if not Dad says he'll kick me out of the house. Dad is really big on the whole Christianity thing and he thinks that those dolls are satanic. Well.. so here's some of my favourite Living Dead Dolls.

1) Sabbatha Blood (Variant)

2) Sin (Ressurection)

3) Posey

4) Dollie Posey

Hell no, I'm not trying to act all rebellious and dark like some dipshits that think acting like this would deem them as cool. But there's this certain disturbing trait about them that attracts me, there's like this sinister cuteness to them and I'm sure I'm not the only one that thinks so.


Here are some tips on how you can have a happy, fun and enjoyable Halloween!

1) Don't go clubbing on Halloween.

2) Dress up and go trick-or-treating.

3) Try sneaking into ang-mo infested estates to do your trick-or-treating. (One ang-mo infested estate where they celebrate Halloween like Christmas every year would be my estate, Horizon Green)

4) Remember to bring a bag to store the candies.

And the most important tip of all that must not be forgotten..

5) Buy the variant Sabbatha Blood doll and deliver it to me while trick-or-treating in my estate.


Happy early Halloween!


Fuck you if you don't follow my 5 important tips, you have no fucking life, go get your ass impaled upon your mum's hairy fist.

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thelilangel

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